Mario: Thank you for sending Toad to the underworld your a little bit closer to paying off your debt, which by the way, IS HUGE.
Sonic: Yeah I seem to have an act for murder ,plus I got a little something from his bird girlfriend if you know what I mean, Wink Wink?
Mario: Eh, I'm not a 100% on this but, I think that thing may have been a dude at one point.
Sonic: Eh Whatever I'm a busy man I can't be constily checking for penises. So what's the next job?
Mario: OK, what I need from you- Wait a minute, who's too busy to check for a penis?
Sonic: This guy I got places to go and penises not to check so let's move this along.
Mario: Alright whatever look, there's a certain group of pissed-off birds that got'n a little too popular lately, I want them gone.
Sonic: No probemo, Mario Batali.
Mario: (Annoyed, but calm) That's not my name.
(The Angry Birds game, Sonic arrives)
Sonic: (Exited and talks sarcastically) What's up guys? Killing pigs, Huh? Sounds like fun!
(Angry Birds talk to him sarcastically and bitterly, like they have heared about him somewhere)
Chuck: HO HO! shit! It's that stupid hedgehog guy!
Red: Hey look at my spiky hair and attitude, I'm so fucking extreme
Matilda: What?! You come here, trying to mooch off our success, old man?!
Sonic: NOOO, i'm just a huge FAN, I love any game that extends my time on the shitter by ten hours! Say, do you guys want some gum? (Sonic throws the birds gum)
Chuck: Mmhmhmm! For a washed up loser you know some good gum. what kind is this?
Sonic: Oh I'm glad you like it! it's my own recipe, mostly Alka-Seltzer and rice.
Sonic: Enjoy it, it's gonna explode your stomachs
(Foam come out from the birds' mouths, and they drop and die)
Sonic: Alright, time to fry up some bacon and eggs! (He dashes off before picking up Matilda's corpse) Hm, think'll fry up some chicken and make my self a kickass omelette!