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Mario: Thank you for sending Toad to the underworld your a little bit closer to paying off your debt, which by the way, IS HUGE.

Sonic: Yeah I seem to have an act for murder ,plus I got a little something from his bird girlfriend if you know what I mean, Wink Wink?

Mario: Eh, I'm not a 100% on this but, I think that thing may have been a dude at one point.

Sonic: Eh Whatever I'm a busy man I can't be constily checking for penises. So what's the next job?

Mario: OK, what I need from you- Wait a minute, who's too busy to check for a penis?

Sonic: This guy I got places to go and penises not to check so let's move this along.

Mario: Alright whatever look, there's a certain group of pissed-off birds that got'n a little too popular lately, I want them gone.

Sonic: No probemo, Mario Batali.

(Sonic leaves)

Mario: (Annoyed, but calm) That's not my name.

(The Angry Birds game, Sonic arrives)

Sonic: (Exited and talks sarcastically) What's up guys? Killing pigs, Huh? Sounds like fun!

(Angry Birds talk to him sarcastically and bitterly, like they have heared about him somewhere)

Chuck: HO HO! shit! It's that stupid hedgehog guy!

Red: Hey look at my spiky hair and attitude, I'm so fucking extreme

Matilda: What?! You come here, trying to mooch off our success, old man?!

Sonic: NOOO, i'm just a huge FAN, I love any game that extends my time on the shitter by ten hours! Say, do you guys want some gum? (Sonic throws the birds gum)

Chuck: Mmhmhmm! For a washed up loser you know some good gum. what kind is this?

Sonic: Oh I'm glad you like it! it's my own recipe, mostly Alka-Seltzer and rice.

Sonic: Enjoy it, it's gonna explode your stomachs

(Foam come out from the birds' mouths, and they drop and die)

Sonic: Alright, time to fry up some bacon and eggs! (He dashes off before picking up Matilda's corpse) Hm, think'll fry up some chicken and make my self a kickass omelette!

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