(In the hospital)
Sonic: Nice body cast. How do you take a dump in that thing?
Tails: They cut a hole.
Sonic: You ever worry of some demented orderly who will take advantage of you through the, uh, crap gap?
Tails: Well I do now, dick! Ugh, what the fuck do you want?
Sonic: Yeah, I got turned into a ghost, so I came here to get fixed up real quick. Plus, I found a gig, and it's "Take Your Daughter to Work" day.
(Soniqua plays around in the hospital)
Sonic: What are the odds?
Tails: Daughter? I thought Soniqua was a boy.
Sonic: That's a good question. Anyway, I'm hopin' little Soniqua will "accidently" get murdered to death on this job, that way I won't have to pay child support anymore.
Tails: You are a despicable piece of shit.
Sonic: I really am. Well, I gotta run. Good luck with your butthole.
(Sonic put channel in Little House, and Sonic and Soniqua leaves Tails)
T.V Announcer: We now return to 48 straight hours of Little House on the Prairie!
Tails: Heh heh, alright. I actually like Little House.
T.V Announcer:(In Spanish) On Telemundo.
Tails: God dammit!
(in Bomberman game, Sonic visits Bomberman)
Bomberman: Hey, hey, Sonic! Glad to have you aboard. We're gonna need to carefully get rid of all these left over bombs, and—
Bomberman: Oh, good God! What the hell is that?!
Sonic: Oh, this is my little Soniqua.
(Sonic came to Soniqua.)
Sonic: You're gonna be daddy's little bomb defuser today, aren't you? Yes you are. Yes you are.
(Sonic gives Soniqua the bomb, and she swallows it. Soniqua eats all the bombs)
Bomberman: What are you doing?! That's gonna kill her…
(Soniqua munches it)
Bomberman: Well, I'll be! That's some little ace you got, there.
Sonic: Eh, each day's a gift.
(Soniqua plays around)
Bomberman: Well, great work.
(Bomberman pays the money to Sonic)
Bomberman: Here's your pay for a job well done.
Sonic: So that's it? You're not gonna try and kill me, or turn me into one of those creepy smiley balloons, over there?
Balloon: Go fuck yourself!
Bomberman: Of course not. Why would I do such a thing?
(Bomberman pays the money to Sonic, again)
Bomberman: In fact, here's a little extra for such a great job. Now who wants to go get hammered?
Sonic: Hell yeah, new best friend! Let me just drop off this disgusting bundle of joy first.
Bomberman: Cool. I know this great little taco place over a—
(Soniqua spits all the bombs to Bomberman, and the bombs exploded)
Soniqua: Soniqua want ice cream!
Sonic: Of course, you do.