No edit summary Tag: rte-source |
No edit summary Tag: rte-source |
||
| Line 12: | Line 12: | ||
|next=[[Dig Dug]] |
|next=[[Dig Dug]] |
||
}} |
}} |
||
| − | '''Sonic For Hire: ExciteBike''' is the first episode of the second season of the ''[[Sonic For Hire]]'' series and is the fourteenth episode overall. |
+ | '''Sonic For Hire: ExciteBike''' is the first episode and season premiere of the second season of the ''[[Sonic For Hire]]'' series and is the fourteenth episode overall. |
==Summary== |
==Summary== |
||
Revision as of 00:01, 13 September 2016
Sonic For Hire: ExciteBike is the first episode and season premiere of the second season of the Sonic For Hire series and is the fourteenth episode overall.
Summary
To be added.
Characters Appearing
Transcript
(An eggplant Sonic watches the poster for 9 seconds)
Tails: Hey, asshole!
Sonic: Mr.Wilkins, is that you? Oh, I knew you could talk!
Tails: Genius, it's me Tails.
Sonic: Oh. Where the hell have you been? I've been stuck like this for months. And don't give me some bullshit excuse like you were stuck in a coma or something.
Tails: I was in a coma, you dick! I just wheeled myself home from the hospital!
Sonic: Hospital, eh?
Tails: Well, since you didn't ask I'll just tell you. I-I was drunk and I drove off the Tornado. It's crazy that I'm saying this but I think I have a serious drinking problem, Sonic. I mean, everytime I think I've got it under control it's just this demon inside me that's calling for me--
Sonic: Yeah, demon's awesome. Hey, take me to the hospital so I can bust outta this fucking eggplant curse.
Tails: Have you been listening to me?!
Sonic: Of course! Congrats on the baby! First beer's on me, let's go.
(Sonic makes a full recovery at the hospital)
Sonic: Whoo, Sonic is back, baby! Time to grab the world by it's balls and jab my thumb up it's prostate! Alright, what's my next job?
Tails: I'VE BEEN IN A FUCKING COMA, ASSHOLE!! I don't have a job for you!
Excitebiker: Hey, I got a job for ya! There's an Excitebike race tonight. I need someone to fill in for me.
Sonic: There. Was that so hard?
(Sonic gets ready to race)
Sonic : Let's do this dance!
(Sonic rides on some hills and rams into Tails by accident)
Sonic: Sorry I broke all your bones, Tails. I'd stick around but, uh, I gotta go take a nap. I'll just leave it onnnn.....I say this Golden Girls marathon.
(Sonic leaves Tails)
Tails : (muffled) Hey! Hey, change it! Sonic! SONIC!! SOOOONIIIC!!!
Video
