Sonic For Hire/Episode Guide

Here is a list of all Sonic For Hire episodes.

Series overview

Season		Episodes		Originally aired
				Season premiere	Season finale	Channel
	1	13		February 13, 2011	May 8, 2011	Machinima
	2	13		June 26, 2011	September 18, 2011
	3	13		November 20, 2011	Feburary 19, 2012
	4	13		April 15, 2012	July 8, 2012
	5	13		September 23, 2012	December 23, 2012
	6	13		February 22, 2013	May 19, 2013	Machinima Happy Hour
	7	13		September 22, 2013	December 22, 2013
	8	8		March 19, 2019	May 14, 2019	Rooster Teeth
	9	TBA	7	November 19, 2022	May 31, 2023	LowBrow Studios
			TBA	August 3, 2023	TBA	Dorkly

Episodes

Season 1 (2011)

Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 1

Number in series	Number in season	Image	Name	Summary	Release date
1	1		Paperboy	Sonic needs to find a job to pay the rent and becomes a paperboy.	February 13, 2011
Wild animals in a house. Coke in a Dreamcast stock. Anything to do for money. Say hello to Sonic, a washed-up hedgehog kicked out of work!
2	2		Punch Drunk	Sonic becomes a boxer, and things don't go too good.	February 20, 2011
Becoming a boxer sucks.
3	3		Toe Jam & Earl	Sonic dreams about working for Toe Jam & Earl while attacking people.	February 27, 2011
Sonic's dream is a robber's worst nightmare.
4	4		Robotnik	Sonic gets hired to clean Eggman's toilet.	March 6, 2011
Sonic gets some new direction from an old-school enemy.
5	5		Street Fighter	Sonic and Tails become announcers for a Street Fighter tournament, and Eggman gets some revenge.	March 13, 2011
Eggman is back!
6	6		Earthworm Jim	Jim hires Sonic to watch over his suit while he's out, but things go wrong.	March 20, 2011
Sonic tries to take Earthworm Jim's suit away from him.
7	7		Burger Time	Sonic gets hired by Knuckles to work at his restaurant and makes some food for Eggman.	March 27, 2011
Sonic fries some food that Eggman buys.
8	8		Oregon Trail	Sonic has to help a family of three get accross the country, but they're apparently dysfunctional.	April 3, 2011
Sonic helps a family get across a country.
9	9		Metroid	Sonic gets hired by Mother Brain to be with her for the weekend, and the two days end with a ugly surprise for Sonic.	April 10, 2011
Sonic hangs out with some disgusting brain monster.
10	10		Kirby	Sonic is sent to help Kirby kill his enemies, but he soon finds out a disturbing truth.	April 17, 2011
Sonic murders some friendly wittle monsters.
11	11		Tetris	Eggman and Jim get revenge on Sonic for what he did to them in the past episodes.	April 24, 2011
Earthworm Jim is back and teams up with Eggman!
12	12		Golden Axe	Sonic gets hired to help Gilius Thunderhead and Tyris Flare.	May 1, 2011
In the forest, Sonic is still broke.
13	13		Kid Icarus	Sonic runs into Pit who has just been turned into an eggplant.	May 8, 2011
Sonic and Pit are the original Classic Couple. Well, not really, but Pit is super annoying.

Season 2 (2011)

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Number in series	Number in season	Image	Name	Summary	Release date
14	1		ExciteBike	After being turned back to normal in the hospital, Sonic replaces an injured ExciteBiker in a race.	June 26, 2011
Sonic is back to normal. Now he has time to do anything for a rent.
15	2		Dig Dug	Taizo Hori hires Sonic to help him kill the monsters, but Sonic thinks that he's just like Kirby.	July 3, 2011
Sonic tries to kill the retarded monsters underground.
16	3		PacMan	After being warned by Pacman, Sonic helps the four ghosts defeat him in order to get revenge.	July 10, 2011
Sonic and the Ghost Gang defeat Pac-Man for backing off.
17	4		Bomberman	Sonic tries to murder his daughter Soniqua, but instead, he makes a new friend...	July 17, 2011
Sonic and Soniqua become friends thanks to her being a piggy.
18	5		Mortal Kombat	Sonic gets hired to "help a special needs kid" who turns out to be a nightmarish, retarded monster from another dimension.	July 24, 2011
Sonic helps Soniqua who turns out to be a beast.
19	6		Ice Hockey	Sonic becomes a member of a Russian Ice Hockey team who he murders along with their opponents, and he is locked up for his crime and needs to go to "alternative" sources to get himself out.	July 31, 2011
Being in jail is not fun.
20	7		Toad	In his first job from Mario, Sonic finds and kills Toad who has been having an intimate relationship with his "Bird Girlfriend" Birdo	August 7, 2011
Sonic does his jobs whether he does or fucks up.
21	8		Angry Birds	Sonic's next objective is to kill the Angry Birds when Mario says that they're getting too popular for his taste.	August 14, 2011
Mario hires Sonic to go on a bird hunt.
22	9		Double Dragon	Mario's next objective for Sonic is to help his goons defeat Billy Lee and Jimmy Lee, but Sonic's plan doesn't seem to work.	August 21, 2011
Sonic tries to kill the brothers, but instead of doing that, he gives Earthworm Jim's suit to him.
23	10		Frogger	Sonic and Luigi attempt to kill Frogger, but things go wrong.	August 28, 2011
Sonic and Luigi try to kill a frog. However, the hedgehog's sure fucked good.
24	11		Donkey Kong Country	With Luigi dead, Mario wants revenge.	September 4, 2011
Being dead sucks.
25	12		The Battle: Part 01	Mario got all his goons and plans to kill Sonic.	September 11, 2011
Is there a plumber in the house?
26	13		The Battle: Part 02	Sonic and Mario, and some other weirdos fight to survive. Who will win?	September 18, 2011
Time for Sonic for a battle royal.

Season 3 (2011—12)

Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 3

Number in series	Number in season	Image	Name	Summary	Release date
27	1		Tapper	Sonic attempts to adjust to the life of a mob boss by first strong-arming a bar.	November 20, 2011
Sonic is on vacation. He is looking forward to become a mob boss however.
28	2		Link	Sonic and co. go with Link to find Princess Peach to find out what Mario's big plans were.	November 27, 2011
Sonic and his new gang are a little lost when it comes to running a crime family.
29	3		Peach	Sonic tries to get some word of Mario out of Peach and he finds out that another Princess really knows Mario's plans.	December 4, 2011
Sonic and crew search for Princess Peach so they can figure out how to run a crime family.
30	4		Casino Zone: Part One	Sonic and co. hatch a plan to rob Casino Zone.	December 11, 2011
Sonic and crew are about to take the casino!
31	5		Casino Zone: Part Two	The plan goes wrong and Sonic gets a Sonic on Ice show.	December 18, 2011
This plan sucks.
32	6		Casino Zone: Part Three	A new plan is made to rob Casino Zone.	December 25, 2011
The "exciting" conclusion to the Casino Zone heist!
33	7		Tecmo Bowl	Sonic and co. play football and attempt to lose in order to win a bet, but Sonic is the only one who's against losing.	Janurary 8, 2012
Rah Rah Rah! And other yelling things.
34	8		The War: Part One	Darth Vader arrives and challenges Sonic and the mob family.	Janurary 15, 2012
Another mob family has had enough of Sonic.
35	9		The War: Part Two	Sonic's mob takes on the Empire in Family Feud.	Janurary 22, 2012
It's time for the feud!
36	10		Wrestlemania	The girls in Sonic's life fight for his love in a wrestling match.	Janurary 29, 2012
Who's gonna fight it out for Sonic's love?
37	11		Duck Hunt	Sonic gets tensed from being a mob boss and gets injured.	Feburary 5, 2012
Sonic needs some rest. He's not gonna get it though.
38	12		Contra	Tails takes over the mob, but Sonic has something to say about that, while Jim and Eggman have to deal with a druglord.	Feburary 12, 2012
Shit's about to get all topsy-turvy. Whatever that means.
39	13		It's On	Sonic and Tails battle with each other to after the events of the last episode to determine who will be the mob boss.	Feburary 19, 2012
In the season finale, things happen…and you watch them happen.

Season 4 (2012)

Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 4

Number in series	Number in season	Image	Name	Summary	Release date
40	1		"Restart"	Sonic gets a job at Burger Time again, and his first customer is Tails, who rubs his success in Sonic's face.	April 15, 2012
Time for Sonic to start from the bottom all over again.
41	2		Atari	Sonic works on the Atari games, but fails every time.	April 22, 2012
Sonic is scraping at the bottom of the barrel.
42	3		Final Fantasy	Sonic and Gilius escape prison and run into the Final Fantasy gang in an RPG-style battle.	April 29, 2012
Sonic and Thunderhead are the original Odd Couple. Well, not really, but Thuderhead is super annoying.
43	4		Pokemon	Sonic and Gilius fight in the underground Pokemon tournament and their first oppenent happens to be Soniqua.	May 6, 2012
Sonic and Thunderhead delve into the dark world of underground fighting with cute wittle animals.
44	5		Cash Explosion	We take a look at the life of the new rich jerk, Tails.	May 13, 2012
We take a look into the life of the newest rich asshole, Tails.
45	6		Scribblenauts	Maxwell hires Sonic to help him obtain a starite, but Sonic tries to create a way out of his horrible life by using the power of the notebook.	May 20, 2012
Sonic tries to create his way out of his shitty life.
46	7		MegaMan	Sonic attempts to rob a gas station as mentioned in the previous episode and runs into MegaMan and co. from Mega Man Dies at the End.	May 27, 2012
It's the cross over you've been waiting for. For like 7 weeks or something.
47	8		The New Kirby	Sonic works with Kirby (who is now a Hollywood producer) and gives him the offer to star in "Sonic: One Bad Character" with Tails as his co-star.	June 3, 2012
Sonic gets some new direction from Hollywood's hottest bigwig.
48	9		Mass Effect	Sonic gets an interview about his appearances in movies, including Sonic: One Bad Character, even though Sonic meets bad company.	June 10, 2012
Sonic is back in the spotlight!
49	10		Two Bad Characters	Sonic, Kirby and Tails meet for brunch, and start planning for the movie.	June 17, 2012
Sonic loves it when a plan comes together.
50	11		El Padrino	Eggman and Earthworm Jim are brought back by Sonic to make the movie.	June 24, 2012
Eggman and Earthworm Jim have definitely had some coke and a smile.
51	12		Movie Magic	Two Bad Characters is in action.	July 1, 2012
It's time to make a movie!!
52	13		The Red Carpet	The premiere of two bad characters is here. However, is the movie going to be good or is it going to be worse?	July 8, 2012
The movie is here! It's showtime!

Season 5 (2012)

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Number in series	Number in season	Image	Name	Summary	Release date
53	1		Star Fox	Sonic is paid by the Star Fox Team to kill their mortal enemy, Andross.	September 23, 2012
In space, Sonic is still an asshole.
54	2		Aliens	Sonic and Tails are sent in a mission to destroy aliens and their queen.	September 30, 2012
A swarm of space creatures have had enough of Tails.
55	3		Joust	Sonic and Tails are jousting against a flock of Space Ostriches, when they meet Eggman and Jim.	October 7, 2012
In space, nobody can hear you joust a Space Ostrich.
56	4		Blaster Master	Blaster Master comes to Eggman asking if he can fix "Sophia".	October 14, 2012
Eggman goes on to fix Sophia or something.
57	5		Mother Brain	Sonic and Tails are off to assassinate Mother Brain, and end up in danger, but luckily, a certain brian monster is here to save the day.	October 21, 2012
Sonic and Tails are off for revenge!
58	6		Asteroids	The Great Fox approaches an asteroid field, and Eggman and Jim set off to destroy the asteroids.	October 28, 2012
Eggman and Earthworm Jim get some new direction from a giant space worm.
59	7		Destroy Venom	The gang must eliminate the fighter jets from Venom and estallish a democracy.	November 11, 2012
Sonic and crew are about to establish a democracy!
60	8		Star Wars	Jim is thirsty and the rest of the crew visit a Jedi.	November 18, 2012
Sonic and crew visit a Jedi master. Jim wants some water though.
61	9		Rocket Knight Adventures	Sonic has been hired by Sparkster the Possum Knight, but things starts getting weird.	November 25, 2012
Sonic goes on to see some rodent in a suit of armor.
62	10		StarCraft	Sonic and co. must build something from outer space, but things go wrong.	December 2, 2012
Sonic and crew go on track with the space construction.
63	11		Shadow	Shadow the Hedgehog gets a visit from the Great Fox, only to get arrested by the space police.	December 9, 2012
Sonic gets a new visitor on the run.
64	12		Falco	Fox and Falco return from earth to find out what happened.	December 16, 2012
Time for Sonic for the big race.
65	13		Space Chicken	Sonic and co. leave the Great Fox to play Space Chicken and leave Fox McCloud out.	December 23, 2012
Go home, play chicken.

Season 6 (2013)

Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 6

Number in series	Number in season	Image	Name	Summary	Release date
66	1		Chrono Trigger	Sonic decides to go back in time to save his future, but first, he must fix a mistake.	February 22, 2013
When time traveling, no one can see your cute wittle brain monster.
67	2		Sonic Knuckles	Now that Sonic is in the right year, he has a chance to get himself back on top.	March 3, 2013
Sonic has plans for a new home!
68	3		Streets of Rage	Sonic must find Tails before it's to late because the fox is broke.	March 10, 2013
Tails is a lot broke when it comes to Sonic being rich.
69	4		Eggman	Eggman stole the epoch to undo his failure. Sonic must undo what he has done.	March 17, 2013
Eggman steals the epoch to undo his failiure, but gets turned overweight.
70	5		Crash Bandicoot	Crash would never let his future be ruined. Sonic must now get Crash to tell him where the epoch is.	March 24, 2013
Crash will never let his future be destroyed when it comes to stealing the epoch.
71	6		Thunderhead	Gillius Thunderhead has been claimed the real Sonic for years because this was Sonic's time traveling that caused this.	March 31, 2013
Sonic and Thunderhead compete!
72	7		The Avengers	Mario is back and he wants Sonic, but what Sonic doesn't know that he will be face to face with the Avengers.	April 7, 2013
Mario is rounding up a Mario Party in order to kidnap Sonic.
73	8		Return Of The Plumber	Sonic is now dead, the world is at total peace, and Mario wants to bring chaos to the world. And what about Soniqua?	April 14, 2013
Ker-bam! And other chaos things.
74	9		Soniqua Mad	Mario may had killed Sonic, but it doesn't stop Soniqua killing all of Mario's goons except that mustached asshole.	April 21, 2013
Soniqua sure has feelings about Mario.
75	10		Flaming Bag of Poop	Tails, Jim, and Eggman are about to do a prank on Mario, and Mario tries to kill Soniqua, and what about Sonic?	April 28, 2013
It's time for a prank!
76	11		Things Get Messy	Tails, Jim and Eggman take three time machines to save Sonic, but messed things up. Now Tails is tall, Jim's a Yoshi, Eggman's a baby, and Sonic had became Wario. What's next?	May 5, 2013
Tails, Eggman, and Earthworm Jim revive Sonic. However, something strange happens. What a mess!
77	12		This Can't Be Good	The gang must fix time and turn back into their old selves.	May 12, 2013
Or can't it?
78	13		Reset	Now the fate of the world depends on Sonic and the others before everything gets destroyed.	May 19, 2013
The fates are about to get all topsy-turvy. Whatever that means.

Season 7 (2013)

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Number in series	Number in season	Image	Name	Summary	Release date
79	1		Rebuild	The gang must rebuild the world.	September 22, 2013
80	2		Back To Work	The gang goes to work once again.	September 29, 2013
81	3		Elevator Action	The gang tries to go vertical on the elevator, but first, they must fix a mistake.	October 6, 2013
82	4		Kung Fu	Sonic and Tails try kung fu, when they meet Kirby.	October 13, 2013
83	5		TMNT	Sonic and and co. try to fight with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and things don't go too good.	October 20, 2013
84	6		Wreck It Ralph	Sonic and co. visit Wreck It Ralph for a clue.	October 27, 2013
85	7		Castlevania	Sonic and co. explore a castle for another clue.	November 3, 2013
86	8		Ghosts 'n Goblins	Sonic and co. visit a now-undead Thunderhead.	November 10, 2013
87	9		Battletoads	Sonic and co. visit a squad of toads who die later on.	November 17, 2013
88	10		A Link To The Past	Sonic and co. meet two Link's.	November 24, 2013
89	11		Gears of War	After Eggman and Jim leave for Dead or Alive, Sonic and Tails visit Cliff Blezinski.	December 1, 2013
90	12		Lowbrow	Sonic and Tails visit the creators of the show for a clue.	December 8, 2013
91	13		The Creator	Sonic and Tails try to deal with the most difficult thing by the creator.	December 22, 2013
In the final episode, things conclude…and you watch them conclude.

Season 8 (2019)

Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 8

Number in series	Number in season	Image	Name	Summary	Release date
92	1		Sonic Mania	Sonic has decided to leave Heaven and get back to work. He drags Tails with him and they don't waste any time screwing everything up.	March 19, 2019
93	2		We're Back!	Now that Sonic Mania has been destroyed, Sonic and Tails come up with a new plan to make their own game.	March 26, 2019
94	3		Cold Blood	Sonic and Tails head over to Ice Climber to find out about ice levels and they run into an old, annoying friend. Meanwhile, Eggman has an unexpected visitor.	April 2, 2019
95	4		New Blood	Eggman has a daughter and she's here to kick ass. Is she going to be too much for Sonic to handle? Yeah, definitely.	April 9, 2019
96	5		Sonic Begins	Eggman and Eggette are making their mark across the video game universe. Eggman also delivers a message that worries Sonic.	April 16, 2019
97	6		Back Together	Sonic and Tails are ready for a battle, but they need to call in the big guns. And by "big guns" I mean their idiot friends.	April 23, 2019
98	7		Sonic's Bad Idea	The battle has begun. Will Sonic be outmatched by a stronger, smarter, faster, better, cooler, meaner foe? Who knows?	May 9, 2019
99	8		Comeback!	As the fight rages on, Sonic has some new team members. But will that be enough to turn the tide? Why do I keep asking questions? Just watch the season finale!	May 14, 2019

Season 9 (2022)

Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 9

Number in series	Number in season	Image	Name	Summary	Release date
Part 1
100	1		Admissions Impossible	Hey friends! It's finally here! Thank you so much four your kind words, support, and words of encouragement over the years. We really hope you enjoy this season. Thank you.	November 19, 2022 (Patreon) November 28, 2022 (YouTube)
101	2		Super College Bros	Sonic and Tails meet with the formerly dead, now alive, but… didn’t he die again- screw it, mortal enemy, Mario (Godfather version) to get in College. Along the way, they encounter a Blob and his Boy!	December 12, 2022 (Patreon) December 19, 2022 (YouTube)
102	3		From Here To Fraternity	Sonic and Tails FINALLY make it to college and pledge a fraternity. Meanwhile, Eggman meets the school's Dean. Featuring Kris Wilson from Cyanide & Happiness!	January 12, 2023 (Patreon) January 19, 2023 (YouTube)
103	4		Sonic Vs X-Men: School of X-tradordinary Idiots	Sonic and his new fraternity run a foul of a rival school! Now Sonic, Tails, and their fraternity brothers must go to war with a certain School For The Gifted. It's the Animal House Of X.	February 7, 2023 (Patreon) February 15, 2023 (YouTube)
104	5		Love and Pokemon	In this month's episode of Sonic For Hire, Mario forces Sonic to enter the world of college sports while Tails falls in love with a Pokémon trainer.	March 14, 2023 (Patreon) March 22, 2023 (YouTube)
105	6		The Fast and the Furryous	After the last episode's shocking reveal, Sonic gets ready for the big race, Tails goes through an identity crisis, and Luigi takes over. Also, Knuckles and Jim may have had sex with each other.	April 25, 2023 (Patreon) April 26, 2023 (YouTube)
106	7		Sonic and Fails	In today's episode, Sonic continues to fail at College Sports. Tails continues to fail at figuring out who he is, and Earthworm Jim and Knuckles fail at figuring out who they made out with, but now they get some help from another failure!	May 30, 2023 (Patreon) May 31, 2023 (YouTube)
Part 2
107	8		HBO's Entourage	In the latest episode of Sonic For Hire, Sonic's free wheelin' lifestyle is about to catch up with him... for the 900th time.	August 2, 2023 (Patreon) August 3, 2023 (YouTube - Dorkly) September 22, 2023 (YouTube - LowBrow)

Shorts

Main article: List of shorts

Short No#	Image	Name	Summary	Release Date
1		Cooking With Eggman	Our evil genius can be a stupid cook.	April 16, 2013
2		Sonic For Hire Drinking Game	There's a drinking game on Sonic For Hire for the first time ever.	April 23, 2013
3		Dr. Thunderhead's Prescription Love Pad	Thunderhead is gonna teach all you lonely guys out there, how to get yourself some ass.	April 30, 2013
4		Potato Talk - Star Trek: Into Darkness	Princess Potato talks about the upcoming Star Trek movie on her very own talk show.	May 7, 2013
5		Link's Video Game Fashion Don't-sies	Link shows everyone how to look and how not to look in the video game world.	May 14, 2013

Sonic For Hire episodes
Season 1	1 "Paperboy" 2 "Punch Drunk" 3 "Toe Jam & Earl" 4 "Robotnik" 5 "Street Fighter" 6 "Earthworm Jim" 7 "Burger Time" 8 "Oregon Trail" 9 "Metroid" 10 "Kirby" 11 "Tetris" 12 "Golden Axe" 13 "Kid Icarus"
Season 2	14 "ExciteBike" 15 "Dig Dug" 16 "PacMan" 17 "Bomberman" 18 "Mortal Kombat" 19 "Ice Hockey" 20 "Toad" 21 "Angry Birds" 22 "Double Dragon" 23 "Frogger" 24 "Donkey Kong Country" 25 "The Battle: Part 01" 26 "The Battle: Part 02"
Season 3	27 "Tapper" 28 "Link" 29 "Peach" 30"Casino Zone: Part One" 31 "Casino Zone: Part Two" 32 "Casino Zone: Part Three" 33 "Tecmo Bowl" 34 "The War: Part One" 35 "The War: Part Two" 36 "Wrestlemania" 37 "Duck Hunt" 38 "Contra" 39 "It's On"
Season 4	40 ""Restart"" 41 "Atari" 42 "Final Fantasy" 43 "Pokemon" 44 "Cash Explosion" 45 "Scribblenauts" 46 "MegaMan" 47 "The New Kirby" 48 "Mass Effect" 49 "Two Bad Characters" 50 "El Padrino" 51 "Movie Magic" 52 "The Red Carpet"
Season 5	53 "Star Fox" 54 "Aliens" 55 "Joust" 56 "Blaster Master" 57 "Mother Brain" 58 "Asteroids" 59 "Destroy Venom" 60 "Star Wars" 61 "Rocket Knight Adventures" 62 "StarCraft" 63 "Shadow" 64 "Falco" 65 "Space Chicken"
Season 6	66 "Chrono Trigger" 67 "Sonic Knuckles" 68 "Streets of Rage" 69 "Eggman" 70 "Crash Bandicoot" 71 "Thunderhead" 72 "The Avengers" 73 "Return Of The Plumber" 74 "Soniqua Mad" 75 "Flaming Bag of Poop" 76 "Things Get Messy" 77 "This Can't Be Good" 78 "Reset"
Season 7	79 "Rebuild" 80 "Back To Work" 81 "Elevator Action" 82 "Kung Fu" 83 "TMNT" 84 "Wreck It Ralph" 85 "Castlevania" 86 "Ghosts 'n Goblins" 87 "Battletoads" 88 "A Link To The Past" 89 "Gears of War" 90 "Lowbrow" 91 "The Creator"
Season 8	92 "Sonic Mania" 93 "We're Back!" 94 "Cold Blood" 95 "New Blood" 96 "Sonic Begins" 97 "Back Together" 98 "Sonic's Bad Idea" 99 "Comeback!"
Season 9	100 "Admissions Impossible" 101 "Super College Bros" 102 "From Here To Fraternity" 103 "Sonic Vs X-Men: School of X-tradordinary Idiots" 104 "Love and Pokemon" 105 "The Fast and the Furryous" 106 "Sonic and Fails" 107 "HBO's Entourage"