Here is a list of all Sonic For Hire episodes.
Series overview[]
Season | Episodes | Originally aired | ||||
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Season premiere | Season finale | Channel | ||||
1 | 13 | February 13, 2011 | May 8, 2011 | Machinima | ||
2 | 13 | June 26, 2011 | September 18, 2011 | |||
3 | 13 | November 20, 2011 | Feburary 19, 2012 | |||
4 | 13 | April 15, 2012 | July 8, 2012 | |||
5 | 13 | September 23, 2012 | December 23, 2012 | |||
6 | 13 | February 22, 2013 | May 19, 2013 | Machinima Happy Hour | ||
7 | 13 | September 22, 2013 | December 22, 2013 | |||
8 | 8 | March 19, 2019 | May 14, 2019 | Rooster Teeth | ||
9 | TBA | 7 | November 19, 2022 | May 31, 2023 | LowBrow Studios | |
TBA | August 3, 2023 | TBA | Dorkly |
Episodes[]
Season 1 (2011)[]
Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 1
Number in series | Number in season | Image | Name | Summary | Release date |
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1 | 1 | Paperboy | Sonic needs to find a job to pay the rent and becomes a paperboy. | February 13, 2011 | |
Wild animals in a house. | |||||
2 | 2 | Punch Drunk | Sonic becomes a boxer, and things don't go too good. | February 20, 2011 | |
Becoming a boxer sucks. | |||||
3 | 3 | Toe Jam & Earl | Sonic dreams about working for Toe Jam & Earl while attacking people. | February 27, 2011 | |
Sonic's dream is a robber's worst nightmare. | |||||
4 | 4 | Robotnik | Sonic gets hired to clean Eggman's toilet. | March 6, 2011 | |
Sonic gets some new direction from an old-school enemy. | |||||
5 | 5 | Street Fighter | Sonic and Tails become announcers for a Street Fighter tournament, and Eggman gets some revenge. | March 13, 2011 | |
Eggman is back! | |||||
6 | 6 | Earthworm Jim | Jim hires Sonic to watch over his suit while he's out, but things go wrong. | March 20, 2011 | |
Sonic tries to take Earthworm Jim's suit away from him. | |||||
7 | 7 | Burger Time | Sonic gets hired by Knuckles to work at his restaurant and makes some food for Eggman. | March 27, 2011 | |
Sonic fries some food that Eggman buys. | |||||
8 | 8 | Oregon Trail | Sonic has to help a family of three get accross the country, but they're apparently dysfunctional. | April 3, 2011 | |
Sonic helps a family get across a country. | |||||
9 | 9 | Metroid | Sonic gets hired by Mother Brain to be with her for the weekend, and the two days end with a ugly surprise for Sonic. | April 10, 2011 | |
Sonic hangs out with some disgusting brain monster. | |||||
10 | 10 | Kirby | Sonic is sent to help Kirby kill his enemies, but he soon finds out a disturbing truth. | April 17, 2011 | |
Sonic murders some friendly wittle monsters. | |||||
11 | 11 | Tetris | Eggman and Jim get revenge on Sonic for what he did to them in the past episodes. | April 24, 2011 | |
Earthworm Jim is back and teams up with Eggman! | |||||
12 | 12 | Golden Axe | Sonic gets hired to help Gilius Thunderhead and Tyris Flare. | May 1, 2011 | |
In the forest, Sonic is still broke. | |||||
13 | 13 | Kid Icarus | Sonic runs into Pit who has just been turned into an eggplant. | May 8, 2011 | |
Sonic and Pit are the original Classic Couple. Well, not really, but Pit is super annoying. |
Season 2 (2011)[]
Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 2
Number in series | Number in season | Image | Name | Summary | Release date |
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14 | 1 | ExciteBike | After being turned back to normal in the hospital, Sonic replaces an injured ExciteBiker in a race. | June 26, 2011 | |
Sonic is back to normal. Now he has time to do anything for a rent. | |||||
15 | 2 | Dig Dug | Taizo Hori hires Sonic to help him kill the monsters, but Sonic thinks that he's just like Kirby. | July 3, 2011 | |
Sonic tries to kill the retarded monsters underground. | |||||
16 | 3 | PacMan | After being warned by Pacman, Sonic helps the four ghosts defeat him in order to get revenge. | July 10, 2011 | |
Sonic and the Ghost Gang defeat Pac-Man for backing off. | |||||
17 | 4 | Bomberman | Sonic tries to murder his daughter Soniqua, but instead, he makes a new friend... | July 17, 2011 | |
Sonic and Soniqua become friends thanks to her being a piggy. | |||||
18 | 5 | Mortal Kombat | Sonic gets hired to "help a special needs kid" who turns out to be a nightmarish, retarded monster from another dimension. | July 24, 2011 | |
Sonic helps Soniqua who turns out to be a beast. | |||||
19 | 6 | Ice Hockey | Sonic becomes a member of a Russian Ice Hockey team who he murders along with their opponents, and he is locked up for his crime and needs to go to "alternative" sources to get himself out. | July 31, 2011 | |
Being in jail is not fun. | |||||
20 | 7 | Toad | In his first job from Mario, Sonic finds and kills Toad who has been having an intimate relationship with his "Bird Girlfriend" Birdo | August 7, 2011 | |
Sonic does his jobs whether he does or fucks up. | |||||
21 | 8 | Angry Birds | Sonic's next objective is to kill the Angry Birds when Mario says that they're getting too popular for his taste. | August 14, 2011 | |
Mario hires Sonic to go on a bird hunt. | |||||
22 | 9 | Double Dragon | Mario's next objective for Sonic is to help his goons defeat Billy Lee and Jimmy Lee, but Sonic's plan doesn't seem to work. | August 21, 2011 | |
Sonic tries to kill the brothers, but instead of doing that, he gives Earthworm Jim's suit to him. | |||||
23 | 10 | Frogger | Sonic and Luigi attempt to kill Frogger, but things go wrong. | August 28, 2011 | |
Sonic and Luigi try to kill a frog. However, the hedgehog's sure fucked good. | |||||
24 | 11 | Donkey Kong Country | With Luigi dead, Mario wants revenge. | September 4, 2011 | |
Being dead sucks. | |||||
25 | 12 | The Battle: Part 01 | Mario got all his goons and plans to kill Sonic. | September 11, 2011 | |
Is there a plumber in the house? | |||||
26 | 13 | The Battle: Part 02 | Sonic and Mario, and some other weirdos fight to survive. Who will win? | September 18, 2011 | |
Time for Sonic for a battle royal. |
Season 3 (2011—12)[]
Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 3
Number in series | Number in season | Image | Name | Summary | Release date |
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27 | 1 | Tapper | Sonic attempts to adjust to the life of a mob boss by first strong-arming a bar. | November 20, 2011 | |
Sonic is on vacation. He is looking forward to become a mob boss however. | |||||
28 | 2 | Link | Sonic and co. go with Link to find Princess Peach to find out what Mario's big plans were. | November 27, 2011 | |
Sonic and his new gang are a little lost when it comes to running a crime family. | |||||
29 | 3 | Peach | Sonic tries to get some word of Mario out of Peach and he finds out that another Princess really knows Mario's plans. | December 4, 2011 | |
Sonic and crew search for Princess Peach so they can figure out how to run a crime family. | |||||
30 | 4 | Casino Zone: Part One | Sonic and co. hatch a plan to rob Casino Zone. | December 11, 2011 | |
Sonic and crew are about to take the casino! | |||||
31 | 5 | Casino Zone: Part Two | The plan goes wrong and Sonic gets a Sonic on Ice show. | December 18, 2011 | |
This plan sucks. | |||||
32 | 6 | Casino Zone: Part Three | A new plan is made to rob Casino Zone. | December 25, 2011 | |
The "exciting" conclusion to the Casino Zone heist! | |||||
33 | 7 | Tecmo Bowl | Sonic and co. play football and attempt to lose in order to win a bet, but Sonic is the only one who's against losing. | Janurary 8, 2012 | |
Rah Rah Rah! And other yelling things. | |||||
34 | 8 | The War: Part One | Darth Vader arrives and challenges Sonic and the mob family. | Janurary 15, 2012 | |
Another mob family has had enough of Sonic. | |||||
35 | 9 | The War: Part Two | Sonic's mob takes on the Empire in Family Feud. | Janurary 22, 2012 | |
It's time for the feud! | |||||
36 | 10 | Wrestlemania | The girls in Sonic's life fight for his love in a wrestling match. | Janurary 29, 2012 | |
Who's gonna fight it out for Sonic's love? | |||||
37 | 11 | Duck Hunt | Sonic gets tensed from being a mob boss and gets injured. | Feburary 5, 2012 | |
Sonic needs some rest. He's not gonna get it though. | |||||
38 | 12 | Contra | Tails takes over the mob, but Sonic has something to say about that, while Jim and Eggman have to deal with a druglord. | Feburary 12, 2012 | |
Shit's about to get all topsy-turvy. Whatever that means. | |||||
39 | 13 | It's On | Sonic and Tails battle with each other to after the events of the last episode to determine who will be the mob boss. | Feburary 19, 2012 | |
In the season finale, things happen…and you watch them happen. |
Season 4 (2012)[]
Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 4
Number in series | Number in season | Image | Name | Summary | Release date |
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40 | 1 | "Restart" | Sonic gets a job at Burger Time again, and his first customer is Tails, who rubs his success in Sonic's face. | April 15, 2012 | |
Time for Sonic to start from the bottom all over again. | |||||
41 | 2 | Atari | Sonic works on the Atari games, but fails every time. | April 22, 2012 | |
Sonic is scraping at the bottom of the barrel. | |||||
42 | 3 | Final Fantasy | Sonic and Gilius escape prison and run into the Final Fantasy gang in an RPG-style battle. | April 29, 2012 | |
Sonic and Thunderhead are the original Odd Couple. Well, not really, but Thuderhead is super annoying. | |||||
43 | 4 | Pokemon | Sonic and Gilius fight in the underground Pokemon tournament and their first oppenent happens to be Soniqua. | May 6, 2012 | |
Sonic and Thunderhead delve into the dark world of underground fighting with cute wittle animals. | |||||
44 | 5 | Cash Explosion | We take a look at the life of the new rich jerk, Tails. | May 13, 2012 | |
We take a look into the life of the newest rich asshole, Tails. | |||||
45 | 6 | Scribblenauts | Maxwell hires Sonic to help him obtain a starite, but Sonic tries to create a way out of his horrible life by using the power of the notebook. | May 20, 2012 | |
Sonic tries to create his way out of his shitty life. | |||||
46 | 7 | MegaMan | Sonic attempts to rob a gas station as mentioned in the previous episode and runs into MegaMan and co. from Mega Man Dies at the End. | May 27, 2012 | |
It's the cross over you've been waiting for. For like 7 weeks or something. | |||||
47 | 8 | The New Kirby | Sonic works with Kirby (who is now a Hollywood producer) and gives him the offer to star in "Sonic: One Bad Character" with Tails as his co-star. | June 3, 2012 | |
Sonic gets some new direction from Hollywood's hottest bigwig. | |||||
48 | 9 | Mass Effect | Sonic gets an interview about his appearances in movies, including Sonic: One Bad Character, even though Sonic meets bad company. | June 10, 2012 | |
Sonic is back in the spotlight! | |||||
49 | 10 | Two Bad Characters | Sonic, Kirby and Tails meet for brunch, and start planning for the movie. | June 17, 2012 | |
Sonic loves it when a plan comes together. | |||||
50 | 11 | El Padrino | Eggman and Earthworm Jim are brought back by Sonic to make the movie. | June 24, 2012 | |
Eggman and Earthworm Jim have definitely had some coke and a smile. | |||||
51 | 12 | Movie Magic | Two Bad Characters is in action. | July 1, 2012 | |
It's time to make a movie!! | |||||
52 | 13 | The Red Carpet | The premiere of two bad characters is here. However, is the movie going to be good or is it going to be worse? | July 8, 2012 | |
The movie is here! It's showtime! |
Season 5 (2012)[]
Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 5
Number in series | Number in season | Image | Name | Summary | Release date |
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53 | 1 | Star Fox | Sonic is paid by the Star Fox Team to kill their mortal enemy, Andross. | September 23, 2012 | |
In space, Sonic is still an asshole. | |||||
54 | 2 | Aliens | Sonic and Tails are sent in a mission to destroy aliens and their queen. | September 30, 2012 | |
A swarm of space creatures have had enough of Tails. | |||||
55 | 3 | Joust | Sonic and Tails are jousting against a flock of Space Ostriches, when they meet Eggman and Jim. | October 7, 2012 | |
In space, nobody can hear you joust a Space Ostrich. | |||||
56 | 4 | Blaster Master | Blaster Master comes to Eggman asking if he can fix "Sophia". | October 14, 2012 | |
Eggman goes on to fix Sophia or something. | |||||
57 | 5 | Mother Brain | Sonic and Tails are off to assassinate Mother Brain, and end up in danger, but luckily, a certain brian monster is here to save the day. | October 21, 2012 | |
Sonic and Tails are off for revenge! | |||||
58 | 6 | Asteroids | The Great Fox approaches an asteroid field, and Eggman and Jim set off to destroy the asteroids. | October 28, 2012 | |
Eggman and Earthworm Jim get some new direction from a giant space worm. | |||||
59 | 7 | Destroy Venom | The gang must eliminate the fighter jets from Venom and estallish a democracy. | November 11, 2012 | |
Sonic and crew are about to establish a democracy! | |||||
60 | 8 | Star Wars | Jim is thirsty and the rest of the crew visit a Jedi. | November 18, 2012 | |
Sonic and crew visit a Jedi master. Jim wants some water though. | |||||
61 | 9 | Rocket Knight Adventures | Sonic has been hired by Sparkster the Possum Knight, but things starts getting weird. | November 25, 2012 | |
Sonic goes on to see some rodent in a suit of armor. | |||||
62 | 10 | StarCraft | Sonic and co. must build something from outer space, but things go wrong. | December 2, 2012 | |
Sonic and crew go on track with the space construction. | |||||
63 | 11 | Shadow | Shadow the Hedgehog gets a visit from the Great Fox, only to get arrested by the space police. | December 9, 2012 | |
Sonic gets a new visitor on the run. | |||||
64 | 12 | Falco | Fox and Falco return from earth to find out what happened. | December 16, 2012 | |
Time for Sonic for the big race. | |||||
65 | 13 | Space Chicken | Sonic and co. leave the Great Fox to play Space Chicken and leave Fox McCloud out. | December 23, 2012 | |
Go home, play chicken. |
Season 6 (2013)[]
Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 6
Number in series | Number in season | Image | Name | Summary | Release date |
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66 | 1 | Chrono Trigger | Sonic decides to go back in time to save his future, but first, he must fix a mistake. | February 22, 2013 | |
When time traveling, no one can see your cute wittle brain monster. | |||||
67 | 2 | Sonic Knuckles | Now that Sonic is in the right year, he has a chance to get himself back on top. | March 3, 2013 | |
Sonic has plans for a new home! | |||||
68 | 3 | Streets of Rage | Sonic must find Tails before it's to late because the fox is broke. | March 10, 2013 | |
Tails is a lot broke when it comes to Sonic being rich. | |||||
69 | 4 | Eggman | Eggman stole the epoch to undo his failure. Sonic must undo what he has done. | March 17, 2013 | |
Eggman steals the epoch to undo his failiure, but gets turned overweight. | |||||
70 | 5 | Crash Bandicoot | Crash would never let his future be ruined. Sonic must now get Crash to tell him where the epoch is. | March 24, 2013 | |
Crash will never let his future be destroyed when it comes to stealing the epoch. | |||||
71 | 6 | Thunderhead | Gillius Thunderhead has been claimed the real Sonic for years because this was Sonic's time traveling that caused this. | March 31, 2013 | |
Sonic and Thunderhead compete! | |||||
72 | 7 | The Avengers | Mario is back and he wants Sonic, but what Sonic doesn't know that he will be face to face with the Avengers. | April 7, 2013 | |
Mario is rounding up a Mario Party in order to kidnap Sonic. | |||||
73 | 8 | Return Of The Plumber | Sonic is now dead, the world is at total peace, and Mario wants to bring chaos to the world. And what about Soniqua? | April 14, 2013 | |
Ker-bam! And other chaos things. | |||||
74 | 9 | Soniqua Mad | Mario may had killed Sonic, but it doesn't stop Soniqua killing all of Mario's goons except that mustached asshole. | April 21, 2013 | |
Soniqua sure has feelings about Mario. | |||||
75 | 10 | Flaming Bag of Poop | Tails, Jim, and Eggman are about to do a prank on Mario, and Mario tries to kill Soniqua, and what about Sonic? | April 28, 2013 | |
It's time for a prank! | |||||
76 | 11 | Things Get Messy | Tails, Jim and Eggman take three time machines to save Sonic, but messed things up. Now Tails is tall, Jim's a Yoshi, Eggman's a baby, and Sonic had became Wario. What's next? | May 5, 2013 | |
Tails, Eggman, and Earthworm Jim revive Sonic. However, something strange happens. What a mess! | |||||
77 | 12 | This Can't Be Good | The gang must fix time and turn back into their old selves. | May 12, 2013 | |
Or can't it? | |||||
78 | 13 | Reset | Now the fate of the world depends on Sonic and the others before everything gets destroyed. | May 19, 2013 | |
The fates are about to get all topsy-turvy. Whatever that means. |
Season 7 (2013)[]
Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 7
Number in series | Number in season | Image | Name | Summary | Release date |
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79 | 1 | Rebuild | The gang must rebuild the world. | September 22, 2013 | |
80 | 2 | Back To Work | The gang goes to work once again. | September 29, 2013 | |
81 | 3 | Elevator Action | The gang tries to go vertical on the elevator, but first, they must fix a mistake. | October 6, 2013 | |
82 | 4 | Kung Fu | Sonic and Tails try kung fu, when they meet Kirby. | October 13, 2013 | |
83 | 5 | TMNT | Sonic and and co. try to fight with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and things don't go too good. | October 20, 2013 | |
84 | 6 | Wreck It Ralph | Sonic and co. visit Wreck It Ralph for a clue. | October 27, 2013 | |
85 | 7 | Castlevania | Sonic and co. explore a castle for another clue. | November 3, 2013 | |
86 | 8 | Ghosts 'n Goblins | Sonic and co. visit a now-undead Thunderhead. | November 10, 2013 | |
87 | 9 | Battletoads | Sonic and co. visit a squad of toads who die later on. | November 17, 2013 | |
88 | 10 | A Link To The Past | Sonic and co. meet two Link's. | November 24, 2013 | |
89 | 11 | Gears of War | After Eggman and Jim leave for Dead or Alive, Sonic and Tails visit Cliff Blezinski. | December 1, 2013 | |
90 | 12 | Lowbrow | Sonic and Tails visit the creators of the show for a clue. | December 8, 2013 | |
91 | 13 | The Creator | Sonic and Tails try to deal with the most difficult thing by the creator. | December 22, 2013 | |
In the final episode, things conclude…and you watch them conclude. |
Season 8 (2019)[]
Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 8
Number in series | Number in season | Image | Name | Summary | Release date |
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92 | 1 | Sonic Mania | Sonic has decided to leave Heaven and get back to work. He drags Tails with him and they don't waste any time screwing everything up. | March 19, 2019 | |
93 | 2 | We're Back! | Now that Sonic Mania has been destroyed, Sonic and Tails come up with a new plan to make their own game. | March 26, 2019 | |
94 | 3 | Cold Blood | Sonic and Tails head over to Ice Climber to find out about ice levels and they run into an old, annoying friend. Meanwhile, Eggman has an unexpected visitor. | April 2, 2019 | |
95 | 4 | New Blood | Eggman has a daughter and she's here to kick ass. Is she going to be too much for Sonic to handle? Yeah, definitely. | April 9, 2019 | |
96 | 5 | Sonic Begins | Eggman and Eggette are making their mark across the video game universe. Eggman also delivers a message that worries Sonic. | April 16, 2019 | |
97 | 6 | Back Together | Sonic and Tails are ready for a battle, but they need to call in the big guns. And by "big guns" I mean their idiot friends. | April 23, 2019 | |
98 | 7 | Sonic's Bad Idea | The battle has begun. Will Sonic be outmatched by a stronger, smarter, faster, better, cooler, meaner foe? Who knows? | May 9, 2019 | |
99 | 8 | Comeback! | As the fight rages on, Sonic has some new team members. But will that be enough to turn the tide? Why do I keep asking questions? Just watch the season finale! | May 14, 2019 |
Season 9 (2022)[]
Main article: Sonic For Hire/Season 9
Number in series | Number in season | Image | Name | Summary | Release date |
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Part 1 | |||||
100 | 1 | Admissions Impossible | Hey friends! It's finally here! Thank you so much four your kind words, support, and words of encouragement over the years. We really hope you enjoy this season. Thank you. | November 19, 2022 (Patreon) November 28, 2022 (YouTube) | |
101 | 2 | Super College Bros | Sonic and Tails meet with the formerly dead, now alive, but… didn’t he die again- screw it, mortal enemy, Mario (Godfather version) to get in College. Along the way, they encounter a Blob and his Boy! | December 12, 2022 (Patreon) December 19, 2022 (YouTube) | |
102 | 3 | From Here To Fraternity | Sonic and Tails FINALLY make it to college and pledge a fraternity. Meanwhile, Eggman meets the school's Dean. Featuring Kris Wilson from Cyanide & Happiness! | January 12, 2023 (Patreon) January 19, 2023 (YouTube) | |
103 | 4 | Sonic Vs X-Men: School of X-tradordinary Idiots | Sonic and his new fraternity run a foul of a rival school! Now Sonic, Tails, and their fraternity brothers must go to war with a certain School For The Gifted. It's the Animal House Of X. | February 7, 2023 (Patreon) February 15, 2023 (YouTube) | |
104 | 5 | Love and Pokemon | In this month's episode of Sonic For Hire, Mario forces Sonic to enter the world of college sports while Tails falls in love with a Pokémon trainer. | March 14, 2023 (Patreon) March 22, 2023 (YouTube) | |
105 | 6 | The Fast and the Furryous | After the last episode's shocking reveal, Sonic gets ready for the big race, Tails goes through an identity crisis, and Luigi takes over. Also, Knuckles and Jim may have had sex with each other. | April 25, 2023 (Patreon) April 26, 2023 (YouTube) | |
106 | 7 | Sonic and Fails | In today's episode, Sonic continues to fail at College Sports. Tails continues to fail at figuring out who he is, and Earthworm Jim and Knuckles fail at figuring out who they made out with, but now they get some help from another failure! | May 30, 2023 (Patreon) May 31, 2023 (YouTube) | |
Part 2 | |||||
107 | 8 | HBO's Entourage | In the latest episode of Sonic For Hire, Sonic's free wheelin' lifestyle is about to catch up with him... for the 900th time. | August 2, 2023 (Patreon) August 3, 2023 (YouTube - Dorkly) September 22, 2023 (YouTube - LowBrow) |
Shorts[]
Main article: List of shorts
Short No# | Image | Name | Summary | Release Date |
1 | Cooking With Eggman | Our evil genius can be a stupid cook. | April 16, 2013 | |
2 | Sonic For Hire Drinking Game | There's a drinking game on Sonic For Hire for the first time ever. | April 23, 2013 | |
3 | Dr. Thunderhead's Prescription Love Pad | Thunderhead is gonna teach all you lonely guys out there, how to get yourself some ass. | April 30, 2013 | |
4 | Potato Talk - Star Trek: Into Darkness | Princess Potato talks about the upcoming Star Trek movie on her very own talk show. | May 7, 2013 | |
5 | Link's Video Game Fashion Don't-sies | Link shows everyone how to look and how not to look in the video game world. | May 14, 2013 |