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Gilius Thunderhead (often simply called Thunderhead) is a supporting character in the Sonic For Hire series. He is mostly seen helping Sonic out with certain things and seems to be a good friend of him.

History[]

Season 1[]

He first appeared in "Golden Axe", where he hires Sonic for a reason that is not explained, as his motive was then revealed to be that he wanted to see Sonic and Tyris "bang each other like wild ogre's" while he pleasures himself. Sonic doesn't like the idea until Thunderhead offers to pay him triple, Sonic then gets scorched by Tyris' dragon flames, which Thunderhead then tells him "yeah he he he he, now grab her tits."

Season 2[]

He later appears in the episode "The Battle: Part 02", bursting through the wall with Dr. Eggman, Jim, and Kirby as one of Sonic's allies against Mario and his group of various goons. He kills Pit by ramming into him and then he kills Dracula by slicing him in half.

Season 3[]

In the third season, Thunderhead reappears in "Link", hanging out with Sonic (who shows everyone a sword), Tails, Doctor Eggman and Earthworm Jim, Sonic states that it could be useful to fence. As the podiatrist, the worm, and the barbarian argue about where to sell the sword, the weapon falls apart in Sonic's hands when he swings it. Tails admits that the group is going nowhere with their schemes and suggests finding Princess Peach, saying that she may know of Mario's plans as she was close to him. At that moment, Link walks in, to be greeted with a warm welcome. Tails is not as excited due to the Hero of Time's flamboyant mannerisms. The adventurer decides that what the group needs is not to find the princess, but margaritas. Tails becomes increasingly worried that another mob family will eventually take them out if they do not do something. Link then states that if they really wish to find the princess, they just have to follow him. Link takes the heroes through Hyrule and the worlds of Shaq-fu and Oddworld, before reaching their destination: Margarita Manor. The episode ends as Sonic, Eggman, Jim, Thunderhead, and Link proceed to go insane while Tails yells "I hate you, I fucking hate all of you!"

In "Tecmo Bowl", Thunderhead is seen driving a huge tank into the field, crushing football players and brutally injuring Sonic. With the team disqualified for the tank attack, they have won the bet, Tails, Eggman, Jim, Thunderhead and Kirby are celebrating in the mob office with loads of money and Gatorade dunks all around, Sonic, in a wheelchair and still power high, claims that all of his touchdowns were responsible for letting the guys get away with winning the bet. When he demands his own Gatorade dunk, Jim gives him one...by unzipping his pants, much to Sonic's horror.

In "The War: Part Two", Thunderhead is seen celebrating with everyone in Sonic's office after the defeat Darth Vader in Family Fued.

An image of him appears in "It's On", where the narrator says that he opened up Sonic's old Tapper bar, but was thrown in jail for sexual harassment, serving minors, statutory axe chopping, and just being a general creep. His attendees at the bar were Tyris Flare, Q*bert, the Greeder enemy from Contra, a Pooka, a Fygar, a bunch of Thieves from Golden Axe, the cowboys, and Frog from Chrono Trigger.

Season 4[]

In the fourth season, he's still in jail and appears at the end of "Atari", being inside the same cell as Sonic. He says they should celebrate and that he'll get the ass wine. In the Mega Man Dies At The End episode "On The Lam", Dr. Wily says "look that Viking (Thunderhead) is having sex with a blue hamster (Sonic)" Sonic tells them that they're not having sex but breaking out, Thunderhead then says "and then we're gonna have sex."

At the beginning of "Final Fantasy", Sonic and Thunderhead come out of a hole that they were digging to escape from jail having an argument with Sonic about if Spaceballs is a parody of Star Wars or the other way around. They then realize that they're in the middle of something, how ever not realizing that it is a fight between the main characters in Final Fantasy and a monster. Him and Sonic aren't sure what's going on though, so they discuss what might. Thunderhead comes up with the idea that it's Comicon but Sonic says it's a medieval orgy, Thunderhead then says he'll get the ass wine. The characters then tell them that they're battling a monster. Sonic then says that he "loves Monsters, Inc."; Thunderhead says they'll watch that and he'll get the ass wine. Sonic see's how weak there fighting is and tells Thunderhead show them how to use an axe. He uses the axe saying "yeah, let's go Billy Crystal, let's see you make kids laugh now fucker." The Final Fantasy crew tells them that to win a battle they need strategy and skill. He then summons his dragon that incinerates the monster. The FF crew says that for defeating the beast they should come back with them and feast like kings. He then summons the dragon again but this time to incinerate the FF crew. Sonic then yells at him for ruining such a sweet deal. Gilius responds by saying he didn't have enough ass wine for everyone and that he had to make an executive decision. He then says that he's living with Sonic now, but first lists his 3 house rules before the episode ends.

In "Pokemon", Sonic has reluctantly taken Thunderhead back to his apartment, with the barbarian acting like a spoiled child (i.e: complaining about the room, asking Sonic to "change" the poster, asking for something to soak his feet in, and asking for food). Sonic tells him that they are not there to unwind but to figure out a way to make money. Thunderhead is reminded of the Jean-Claude Van Damme films Lionheart and Bloodsport when he remembers that some badasses he met in jail talking about an underground fighting ring. He mentions that all Sonic has to do is bet on him to win, and they will be living like royalty, as long as Sonic claims they do not fight Chun-Li.

The two are then seen in the world of Pokémon, standing with many of the adorable creatures in a happy meadow. Sonic is incredulous that badass people in jail would tell someone about this. Thunderhead corrects his mistake by mentioning that the place was not talked about by badasses, but by pedophiles. A Pokemon Trainer approaches Sonic, asking him if he wants to fight. Sonic bets 10 grand on Thunderhead to take down anyone who challenges him. To his surprise, Sonic's opponent is none other than Sonic's daughter Soniqua and her Duck Hunt Dog (the Trainer is surprised at this revelation, everyone has been calling her "Batshit Crazy Guacamole Nightmare"). Thunderhead is given a pep talk by Sonic, where the hedgehog tells him to summon the dragon, and where Thunderhead asks him to be checked for seizures.

Thunderhead unleashes a horrible pun and summons the dragon. Amazingly, the Dog is left unscathed and begins mauling the horn-headed pervert. The Trainer comes to Sonic to collect his money and he sic's Soniqua on him when he admits he does not have it. The mutant on wheels' loyalty to her father is more important than her new job, so she rips the Trainer in half like a phone book. Sonic is proud of his little psychopath and offers to take her home. When Soniqua asks if the Dog can come too. Sonic says that the dog is going to have to stay. Especially since said Dog has made a new friend in Thunderhead... by humping him repeatedly. The pervert happily accepts this treatment. It is believed that he moved out of Sonic's apartment.

He is later seen at the premiere of Two Bad Characters being called a "guest", despite the fact he is in the "fucking" movie.

Season 5[]

He appears at the end of the fifth season in "Space Chicken", as soon as he arrives Tails says they're leaving the Great Fox. And like everyone else he crashed into Sonic's apartment from the Arwing.

Season 6[]

In the sixth season, he makes a small cameo in "Sonic Knuckles", frozen in some carbonate in the new reality.

He later appears in the episode "Thunderhead", where he is shown in the alternate timeline and represents Sonic in the public view, now considered to be the "real" Sonic. Sonic challenges him to a spin dash competition and loses. After that, he is never seen again for the rest of the season.

Season 7[]

Thunderhead made a return in the seventh season episode "Ghost 'n Goblins" after a long absent. Sonic and co. encountered Thunderhead and Sir Arthur, in their boxers, for a cule to find The Creator. The former becomes wasted from chugging his asswine after walking in on Princess Prin Prin bang Maximo and take away all of his laser discs. Thunderhead also calls over some zombie prostitutes, making the two get sidetracked by them, which results in Sir Arthur getting eaten alive while Thunderhead tells Sonic and co. that he and one of the zombie prostitutes are getting married. After Sonic and co. leave, Thunderhead gives a kiss to his zombie prostitute fiancé, but her head falls off. However, Thunderhead didn't mind this as he found it be sexy.

In the original series finale "The Creator", it is revealed that Thunderhead and his zombie wife are living a happy life terrorizing local villages and making their own asswine.

Season 8[]

He returned again in the Season 8 episode "Cold Blood" and no longer appears as a zombie. He is first seen swooping by on a Condor and offers his asswine to Sonic, Tails, Popo and Nana, but Sonic tells to leave. He later on gets raped by a polarbear.

In "Back Together", he is reunited with Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Link, Kirby, Peppy and Slippy to save the world from Eggette and a brainwashed Dr. Eggman. They ride Sophia, apparently having to replace Jim with a big pink dildo.

In "Sonic's Bad Idea", while Sonic and co. are discussing the plan to infiltrate Eggman's HQ, Thunderhead is expecting a bus to come. Sometime later, in Eggman's HQ, Thunderhead charges at Eggette's Egg Scrambler but is caught off-guard by a Best of Toilet Cams 1994 magazine. He is then blown up.

Season 9[]

After a long absence, Thunderhead appeared again in the Season 9 episode "Sonic and Fails" where he rides on a Chicken Leg in Console University and meets up with Knuckles and Jim in their dorm room to travel through the sewers system and spy on two sororities. He ulimately bursts through the wall of their room and gets electrocuted by one of them (with a taser), passing him out.

Appearances[]

Trivia[]

  • Thunderhead's first name "Gilius" is never said at least once in the series.
  • Thunderhead is presumed to be bisexual because in the Mega Man Dies At The End episode "On The Lam" Dr. Wily said "that Viking is having sex with a blue hamster." But Sonic tells him that there breaking out and Thunderhead claims that there breaking out first then there gonna have sex.
  • He managed to put 4 condoms of wine in his ass. That is how he distills asswine.
  • He runs Dr. Thunderhead's Prescription Love Pad.
  • Thunderhead explained on how he managed to get into space in the How To With Eggman episode "Space Travel With Thunderhead."

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