"Sonic For Hire: Kid Icarus" is the thirteenth episode and season finale of the first season of the Sonic For Hire series. In this episode, Sonic runs into Pit, who as been turned into an eggplant.


Sonic arrives at a temple, where he finds that Pit (the star of Kid Icarus) has been transformed into an eggplant by the Eggplant Wizard. Pit tells Sonic to go get a nurse to heal him since it's a 20-level run to go to one himself. But Sonic, having ran all the way there, tells him to wait as he tries to catch his breath. Pit impatiently tries to tell Sonic to hurry up since he believes "being an eggplant is a lot like being jammed up inside your own asshole", but this leads to Sonic and the Eggplant Wizard to berating his attitude. Pit then simultaneously apologizes and loses his temper, snapping at Sonic to get him a nurse. Sonic, having had enough of Pit's attitude, proceeds to jump farther away, fake a conversation between him and a nurse, and then leads Pit off the ledge. After sharing a laugh together, the Eggplant Wizard offers to share some pot with Sonic, having claimed to have carved one of his eggplants into a bong and turns Sonic into an eggplant himself.

In the preview for the next season, the narrator states that Tails has fallen into a coma after being in a serious car accident a month ago.

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