"Sonic For Hire: Kirby" is the tenth episode of the first season of the Sonic For Hire series. In this episode, Sonic gets a job of helping Kirby kill some "enemies" in Dream Land.


Sonic meets up with Kirby (of the Kirby series) and says that he's been informed by Tails about him needing help taking care of the bad elements in Dream Land. Kirby describes the whole situation as "horrible", which confuses Sonic as he doesn't find anything bad about the peaceful area. However, Kirby states that the population is a bunch of menaces and proceeds to inhale in a passing Roly-Poly, freaking Sonic out. Kirby then inhales a Parasol Waddle Dee and murders a Noddy with its parasol. Having seen enough, Sonic tries to leave, but Kirby threatens to inhale Sonic and steal his powers if he doesn't help him kill more innocent beings. Desperate to save his own life, Sonic proceeds to kill a walking Minny, delighting Kirby. As Sonic calls Kirby "a sick fuck", Kirby tries to reassure him by saying that the citizens they just killed were robots with no real feelings or emotions, only to confirm that they're real people and leaves, calling Sonic a murderer.

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