Sonic: Kirbone! What's up, pal? Tails said you needed help getting rid of the bad element here.
Kirby: Oh yes, Sonic! It's just horrible!
Sonic: I gotta say, it doesn't seem so bad here.
Kirby: Oh, no. Their menaces. Just look at this evil prick.
Roly-Poly: Why hello there, fellows. Lovely day per
(Kirby inhales Roly-Poly)
Sonic: What, what, that guy didn't seem so terrible.
Kirby: Here comes another motherfucker.
Parasol Waddle Dee: Another glorious day on Ice Cream Island.
(Kirby inhales Parasol Waddle Dee)
Sonic: Kirby, these are the bad guys? I think that last one was trying to offer us money in a sandwich.
Kirby: I just have the nack for murdering.
Sonic: You know Kirby, I think I'm gonna take off. It was great seeing you. It really was, but uh, I gotta something to do uh, I'm gay gay. I'm gay.
Kirby: (laughs) Sonic! You really shouldn't leave, or else I'll devour you like of these maggots and take your powers. (Inhales Sonic) Now murder away of Kirby's gonna get a whole lot faster.
Minny: Sonic old friend, how is your (screaming because Sonic is murdering him) WHY ARE YOU...(dies)
Kirby: Brilliant! Doesn't it seem wonderful? Like flying a kite in a birdy poppy field!
Sonic: Kirby, you're sick fuck.
Kirby: Would it make you feel better if I told you they were actually robots with no feelings or emotions?
Sonic: F-for real?
Kirby: Nope, they're real. See ya later, murderer!
Kirby: That's fucking bullshit! (laughs)