"Sonic For Hire: Oregon Trail" is the eighth episode of the first season of the Sonic For Hire series. In this episode, Sonic gets a job escorting a dysfunctional family of three across the country.


Sonic is leading a family in a wagon pulled by an ox across the country in Oregon Trail. However, in the middle of the trip, Hezikiah (the husband) and Eliza (the wife) get into an argument, which ends up becoming physical and Eliza ends up getting broken arm after being struck by Hezikiah (although the text box states that Eliza clumsily fell down some stairs after being threatened by Hezikiah). Hatching an idea, Sonic leaves the family for a moment and meets up with the native chief (who Sonic calls Chief Wahoo) to ask for food, but questions the pipe he is holding and ends up becoming high. He returns to the family, whom he tells that he watched two buffalos have sex for six hours, only for Sonic to find out the family has been died (Hezikiah said that his son was suffering from dysentery) and decides to watch season 4 of The Wire with the Chief.

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