(The episode begins with Sonic leading a trail. The cart stops and Hezikiah comes out of the cart, calling to the blue hedgehog.)
Hezikiah: Hey, blue devil! You mind stopping this death train for a second? Lil Boone's got the dysentery and needs to go to the bathroom!
Sonic: No way, we're making good time. And stick a cork in that brat, I don't want him shitting all over the wagon!
(Eliza comes out from the other side of the cart)
Eliza: I told ya we should have picked the banker.
Hezikiah: The banker? Seriously, Eliza?! What's a banker gonna do to an Ox? He had better interest rates? Plus, he was from Boston! They call Soda "Pop".
Eliza: Yeah, and a lot of help you were when like I said!
Hezikiah: Well, maybe if Magellan up there didn't spend every second with head on 60 wagon tons, we could have got ourselves a new one!
(Sonic, bored waiting, takes out a map)
Eliza: I tell you what I like a new one of!
Hezikiah: Oh, you- you sayin' you no wanna be-
(Hezikiah and Eliza fight inside the cart. It goes on for 5 seconds until a text box comes up saying;)
Text Box: HEZIKIAH STRIKES ELIZA
ELIZA HAS A BROKEN ARM
(Hezikiah comes out of the cart)
Hezikiah: Hey watch it now, text box. I've got 5 bullets left! You better get that story straight!
(Text box refreshes)
Text Box: ELIZA IS SO CLUMSY
SHE FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS
Hezikiah: That's more like it.
Sonic: (finally snapping) Would you dumb brutes shut up back there?! I'm trying to focus!
(Goes back to his map until...)
Sonic: Jackpot! I'll be right back.
(Leaves the cart behind and goes across an Indian realm. Meeting an pixelated Indian known as Chief Wahoo)
Sonic: Hey, Chief Wahoo. I'm with a bunch of assholes across the country and need some help, you have any food or... (gets distracted by what he's holding in his hand) What... Whatcha smokin' there Kim Sotty?
(Sonic comes back to the cart, but is now high from smoking)
Sonic: Oh, hey guys. Sorry I took so long, me and wagon burner over there we- we ended up watching these buffalo do it for like six hours! Fucking crazy!
Text Box: HEZIKIAH, ELIZA AND LIL' BOONE HAVE DIED.
Sonic: Oops, oh well. More wagon tons for me! Hey, Tonto! Let's watch Season 4 of The Wire! (Leaves)
(Cut to 3 gravestones)
HEZIKIAH: WIFE BEATIN' JERK.
ELIZA: LOUD MOUTH.
LIL BOONE: SHIT HIS PANTS.