"Sonic For Hire: Paperboy" is the first episode of the first season and series premiere of the Sonic For Hire series. In this episode, Sonic becomes a paperboy in order to pay off his rent.
- “Sonic is washed up and out of work. He needs cash fast and will do anything to pay the rent. Hangouts, murder, jobs, third-parties—it doesn't matter. Is there anything Sonic won't ever do for a buck? Short answer: No.”
- — DVD description
The episode opens with Tails visiting Sonic and ordering him to pay his rent. However, Sonic replies that he's short on money can can't afford to pay, prompting Tails to remind him about being so broke, that he uses a Dominique Wilkins poster as a TV. Sonic retorts by saying that Tails was the one responsible for making him broke in the first place by spending all his money on "coke and Dreamcast stock". Quickly changing the subject, Tails offers to hook Sonic up with some jobs to pay off the rent. At first, Sonic feels relived, claiming he'd do anything, but becomes rather pissed when he finds his first job is newspaper delivery in the game Paperboy. After working for less than ten seconds, Sonic gets fed up, breaks into a nearby house, and steals the TV. Just as Sonic celebrates his success, the cops arrive at the scene, forcing Sonic to flee.
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