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Knuckles: Alright, I'm gonna go kill myself. [walks off]

Sonic: Good luck!

Eggman: Hey, where's uh, Boxing Gloves going?

Jim: Kill himself.

Eggman: Ah, that's a shame. So, what are we doing today, ladies?

Sonic: Eggman, how did you manage to get fatter in the middle of total nothingness?

Eggman: Hey, it's not total nothingness! There are delicious atoms all around us!

Jim: Ooh, I've got an idea! OK, so if Eggman is eating, that means he's eventually gotta take a dump, right? So, what if we take a shit and use it to build stuff?

Tails: Build a world of Eggman shit?

Eggman: This sounds smart. Hmm, I like this. Good thinking, Jim.

Sonic: I'm Sonic!

Eggman: [laughs] Sonic is blue? [laughs] Since when?

Jim: Since forever! Would you just shit already?

Eggman: Eh, just one second... [grunts, a brown square appears below him] There you go, Jim. Have it!

Jim: Aw, like, somehow that smells much worse than what I imagined! [sighs] Here I go! [begins nudging the brown square] Oh god! I know it doesn't look like it, but this is so fucking gross!

Sonic: Stop! This is insane! There's no way I'm gonna sit in a shit kitchen and eat shit lasagna off a shit fork! For the love of God, please someone fucking help us!

[A black square appears above Sonic]

Sonic: What was that?

Tails: It's a pixel! You did it, Sonic, you asked for help and someone or something answered! Ask again!

Eggman: Please for the love of God, one of those bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches with doughnut bread!

Sonic: Moron, you have to be sensible! Fifty kajillion pixels and an army of Kate Upton builders! [nothing happens] One pixel? [another black square appears]

Jim: [sighs] This is gonna take forever!

Tails: Hold on, let me try something. Can I have an orange pixel?

[an orange square appears and Tails joins himself to it, becoming an orange rectangle]

Tails: Nice! It's a bit blocky, but, I think if we asks the right questions, we can build ourselves up!

Sonic: [sighs] Must you narrate everything we do?

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