(Sonic and Tails are in the living room watching poster.)
Tails: C'mon, Sonic, change the channel.
Sonic: I need a poster remote... (Places a Mase poster on the wall)
Tails: No way, man. We've seen this one like 50 times!
(Sonic puts up a poster of Tom Berringer.)
Tails: Oh! Oh my God, what is this, Saw!?
Sonic: It's either Tom Berringer or... a cow giving birth. Either way, we've officially bottomed out.
Tails: The special effects are terrible!
Sonic: Hey, why the fuck aren't we at your mansion anyway?
Tails: Oh, I threw a crazy Jesse Pinkman styled party for like three days, so my place needed some time to air out after all the disgusting Eggman meth sex.
Sonic: What the fu... Why wasn't I invited?
Tails: Nobody wanted to see your stupid fucking face after that whole Space Chicken thing!
Sonic: Oh, right. That makes sense.
Tails: Yeah, you kinda lost your shit. Okay, let's just watch this train wreck.
Sonic: That's it! I'm Tom Berringer!
Tails: Hmm, yes, I like where this is heading. Continue.
Sonic: Tom Berringer used to be awesome, like me! But now he's just a joke, like... you. Plus he looks like if Mickey York and Val Kilmer had a baby; and that baby had terrible plastic surgery.
Tails: You wanna get plastic surgery? I don't understand...
Sonic: No, you idiot! I'm gonna travel back in time so I can stop myself from tanking my career and blowing all my money.
Tails: Yeah... Seems like there's gonna be a lot of holes in this season storyline.
Sonic: Eh, just go with it.