(The Episode Starts with Sonic going into a little store he meets an old wizard in the store with a sword)
Old Wizard: It's dangerous to go alone! Take This!
(Sonic takes the sword)
Sonic: Give me that! This is a robbery, Now hand over the rest of your shit old timer!
Old Wizard: That's my only sword. And It's free. and of poor craftsmanship.
Sonic: Oh OK. Well what about some gift certificates or something?
Old Wizard: Get out of My store dipshit!
Sonic: Ah So you think you're a tough guy eh? Well take that! (Sonic starts beating up the Wizard) and that!
Old Wizard: I have a small weiner
Old Wizard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sonic: OH FUCK YOU!!
(Outside. Tails and the gang were waiting for Sonic)
Sonic: Look what Sonic just boosted! Time to fence this shit!
Tails: He gave that to you didn't he?
Sonic: Yeah, That's not important
Eggman: What do you mean by fence?
Sonic: I think it means to sell something.
(Eggman, Earthworm Jim and Gillus start arguing. Sonic swings the sword around and breaks it)
Tails: Idiots! Clearly we have no fucking idea what we're doing so I suggest we find Princess Peach. She was close to Mario so maybe she has some pointers or something.
Link: Did I hear someone needs to find a princess?
Everyone (except for Sonic and Tails): LINK!!
Link: Oh Tails! You're such a poof!
Sonic: Tell me about it!
Link: Do you know what this group needs?
Tails: To Find the princess?
Link: (laughs) I hope she's not in a closet, Lord knows she spent enough time hidin' in there!
Eggman: (points to Tails) Hahaha! Snap!
Tails: What?! I'm not gay!
Link: OK OK whatever you say dollface no no no no. What this group needs are some Margaritas!
(Everyone cheers except Tails)
Tails: Alright morons! Look if we don't get our shit together and find the Princess, It's only a matter of time before some other crime family comes along and takes us out!
Link: Fine! Just follow my amazing took us then We'll be there in two shakes of a land's tail
(Sonic and the gang follow Link, across 3 other worlds)
Other Alien: OK
(Through the forest)
Sonic: Jesus Christ Link! We've been walking forever! How much longer?
Link: Just a few more twisty turnsies
Tails: What the? Ugh!
(Big sign saying Margarita Manor Appears)
All: MAR-GA-RI-TAS!! MAR-GA-RI-TAS!! MAR-GA-RI-TAS!! MAR-GA-RI-TAS!!! YEAH!!!!!! (All except Tails Start going crazy)
Tails: I HATE YOU!! I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!