(In Q*bert game, Sonic jumps on the last space)

Sonic: All right, Q*bert, there you go. All the lights are the same. Just take your meds and your OCD should be in check for a little while.

(Tails' Tornado appears)

Tails: Hey, hop on! I got another job for ya!

(Sonic hops on Tails' Tornado, and flies away. Q*bert jumps two spaces)

Q*bert: Ugh, fuck.

(In the Sky)

Tails: Hey just a head's up, but this job is with an old nemesis, but it does pay well, so.

Sonic: Whatever, I don't give a shit. As long as I can get some Coins.

Tails: Uh, I think you mean, Rings.

Sonic: Coins, Rings, hey, I had to eat one of those cute little squirrels for dinner last night. I'll call it whatever the fuck I want!

(Tails' Tornado flies away. Sonic runs into Eggman's lab, Dr. Eggman's machine appears)

Dr. Eggman: Hello, Sonic!

Sonic: What the fu-- Ugh, this is some sort of trap?!

(Dr. Eggman turns his machine off and jumps out)

Dr. Eggman: No, I'm over that whole thing. I just need you to unclog my toilet.

Sonic: You gotta be fucking kidding me, Robotnik! Why don't you just have one of your Badniks do it?!

Dr. Eggman: Well, first of all, it's Eggman, now. And second, all my Badniks left. Turns out the name "Dr. Eggman" doesn't exactly demand respect,'s just me here now....hangin' my undies.

Sonic: Fine. So, where's the toilet?

Dr. Eggman: Well, technically, this whole place is one big toilet, but, uh, it all starts right down there.

Sonic: Ugh.

(Sonic walks up to the pipe)

Sonic: What are you a doctor of anyway?

Dr. Eggman: I'm a podiatrist.

Sonic: Okay.

(Sonic spindashes through the pipe. He dashes through all of the poop)

Sonic: (coughs) Oh, man.

(Sonic continues dashing through the poop and the pipe flushed the poop away. Sonic comes over to Dr. Eggman covered in poop)

Sonic: Jesus Christ, Eggman! What the fuck do you eat?!

Dr. Eggman: Bacon-wrapped scallops.

Sonic: All right, just pay my hundred Coins, so I can clean up and get out of here.

Dr, Eggman: Uh, I think you mean, Rings, but okay, all right. Time to pay up. No problem. Just let me get em' out of my, uh-- Fuck you, stink-balls! (laughs, and runs away)

Sonic: You son of a bitch! This ain't over.

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