(In Q*bert game, Sonic jumps on the last space)
Sonic: All right, Q*bert, there you go. All the lights are the same. Just take your meds and your OCD should be in check for a little while.
(Tails' Tornado appears)
Tails: Hey, hop on! I got another job for ya!
(Sonic hops on Tails' Tornado, and flies away. Q*bert jumps two spaces)
Q*bert: Ugh, fuck.
(In the Sky)
Tails: Hey just a head's up, but this job is with an old nemesis, but it does pay well, so.
Sonic: Whatever, I don't give a shit. As long as I can get some Coins.
Tails: Uh, I think you mean, Rings.
Sonic: Coins, Rings, hey, I had to eat one of those cute little squirrels for dinner last night. I'll call it whatever the fuck I want!
(Tails' Tornado flies away. Sonic runs into Eggman's lab, Dr. Eggman's machine appears)
Dr. Eggman: Hello, Sonic!
Sonic: What the fu-- Ugh, this is some sort of trap?!
(Dr. Eggman turns his machine off and jumps out)
Dr. Eggman: No, I'm over that whole thing. I just need you to unclog my toilet.
Sonic: You gotta be fucking kidding me, Robotnik! Why don't you just have one of your Badniks do it?!
Dr. Eggman: Well, first of all, it's Eggman, now. And second, all my Badniks left. Turns out the name "Dr. Eggman" doesn't exactly demand respect, so.......it's just me here now....hangin' out.....in my undies.
Sonic: Fine. So, where's the toilet?
Dr. Eggman: Well, technically, this whole place is one big toilet, but, uh, it all starts right down there.
(Sonic walks up to the pipe)
Sonic: What are you a doctor of anyway?
Dr. Eggman: I'm a podiatrist.
(Sonic spindashes through the pipe. He dashes through all of the poop)
Sonic: (coughs) Oh, man.
(Sonic continues dashing through the poop and the pipe flushed the poop away. Sonic comes over to Dr. Eggman covered in poop)
Sonic: Jesus Christ, Eggman! What the fuck do you eat?!
Dr. Eggman: Bacon-wrapped scallops.
Sonic: All right, just pay my hundred Coins, so I can clean up and get out of here.
Dr, Eggman: Uh, I think you mean, Rings, but okay, all right. Time to pay up. No problem. Just let me get em' out of my, uh-- Fuck you, stink-balls! (laughs, and runs away)
Sonic: You son of a bitch! This ain't over.