Sonic: Where the fuck are we? Oh wait, first things first. (Hits Tails.)
Tails: Aw, what the hell man?!
Sonic: That's for last season and there's plenty more where that came from! Now where are we? Battle Star Trek Galacta or some shit?
Peppy: You're on the Great Fox. Our leader Fox McCloud has left and well, we need your help.
Tails: Well, I'm a fox, so naturally, I should be in charge. Okay, I'm gonna need a red sports car and shitty music. Chop-chop!
Peppy: Yeah, thanks but uh, no thanks. We'll go with the blue guy, not the gay fox.
Sonic: I like your style, space rabbit. What's the mission?
Peppy: We need you to defeat Andross.
Sonic: Alright. What's his deal?
Peppy: He's a giant evil space head!
Sonic: Of course he is. (Hits Tails.)
Tails: Oh! Come on, man!
Sonic: I'm in! Tails, you stay here with space rabbit and the retarded frog. (Hits Tails again.)
Tails: Oh! You guys... You guys ever played Cash Explosion? You have right?
Slippy: DO A BARREL ROLL!
Peppy: That's my line, you idiot! Slippy ain't quite right.
Sonic: Uhh... I'm guessing this thing is Andross?
Peppy: That's him. Aim for his face!
Sonic: Great advice, dipshit. (Shoots Andross)
Andross: Ow! What the fuck, man?!
Sonic: Oh, s-sorry, dude. I'm here to kill you.
Andross: Whatever. I don't care anymore. Just end it.
Sonic: Wow... Really managed to suck the fun outta this. What's your deal?
Andross: Look at me! I'm a giant space head. What the fuck kind of life is this?
Sonic: A super shitty one?
Andross: Exactly. I'm out here all by myself, and every once in a while, a bunch of ships come and try to murder me.
Peppy: Blow up his face!
Andross: See? Just kill me!
Sonic: Look. It's not that bad. You should come to Earth. You can star in your own reality series, or something.
Sonic: Yeah! They give shows to all kinds of freaks.
Andross: I'll do it! It's a whole new life for Andross! I'm gonna be famous! Thanks so much for all your help--
Sonic: Oh, sorry. I just remembered. If I don't kill you, I don't get paid. (Kills Andross)
Slippy: Do a barrel roll!
Sonic: Thanks, Retarded Frog. Punch Tails in the face for me, would ya?
Slippy: (Hits Tails)