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Sonic the Hedgehog is the titular main anti-heroic protagonist of Sonic For Hire. He is a blue hedgehog who has the ability to run at the speed of sound, which caused many people to call him "The Blue Blur" by many and "The Blue Devil" by Crazy Carl (from the Sonic the Hedgehog movie). He is Tails' best friend and the former Arch-Enemy of Dr. Eggman.

History[]

Season 1[]

Sonic has been broke for years since Tails screwed most of Sonic's life savings on coke and Dreamcast stock for him. Despite this, Tails assists Sonic by getting jobs for him in Season 1. Sonic does basically anything to get money. His prized possession is a poster of Dominique Wilkins which he "watches" as a form of entertainment for most of the series. After fighting Mike Tyson in "Punch Drunk" he buys a frame for his poster claiming it'll pay for itself in 15 to 20 years.

Throughout the first season, he encounters several video game characters during his jobs, most notably: his psycho friend Kirby, his perverted friend Gilius Thunderhead, his former rival Knuckles the Echidna (working at Burger Time), his "lover" Mother Brain, which he had to spent the weekend with, and had sex with him, which gives birth to his daughter Soniqua, and including his old arch-nemesis Doctor Eggman, who messes with him, and doesn't receive his pay from him after cleaning his toilet, until he gets revenge on him when he delivers him the "special sauce" in one of his burgers in "Burger Time", and at the same time, he steals Earthworm Jim's suit and television in "Earthworm Jim", which the duo want to get revenge him in "Tetris." The season ends with Sonic failing a job to bring Pit to a nurse to heal him, who was transformed into a eggplant by the Eggplant Wizard in "Kid Icarus", which Sonic falls victim to and spends six months trapped in a eggplant curse. Meanwhile, Tails is trapped in a coma for a month ago.

Season 2[]

After being healed from the hospital, he must find jobs on his own since Tails has been in the hospital, including his injury in "ExciteBike." Later on, in the season, Sonic gets arrested in "Ice Hockey" after taking a small fight too far and killing all the players. Tails claims that the bail (which was $100,000) has been payed, but he had to "borrow it from somebody". Turns out Mario payed the bail money, and Sonic must work for him to pay it off. Eventually, after screwing up his business, and a battle with his goons of his mafia, Sonic kills Mario in "The Battle: Part 02" and takes Mario's place as mafia boss.

Season 3[]

Sonic is just getting adjusted to being a mob boss, which he strongarms Tapper's bar, and he travels with his new ally Link to find Princess Peach, to find information related to Mario's plan, but only to backfire when Eggman and Jim find a another princess named Princess Potato, who has an experience with Mario, who was going to knock over Casino Zone. His first heist was in Casino Zone, but he gets captured by Shredder, selling him out to a ice skating musical called "Sonic On Ice." The heist eventually ends after a robbery, Shredder commits suicide, and Sonic rents everyone to a football game, which ends after a tank attack from Thunderhead.

After having the battle with Darth Vader and his family in Family Feud to defeating him in The War to conflicts with his self-proclaimed girlfriend "Amy Rose", his wife Mother Brain, and two other love interests; Princes Peach and Linda from "Double Dragon", which start fighting on a wrestling ring but all except Amy lost, Sonic starts to get the hang of being a mob boss, only to start to feel the stress of it in "Duck Hunt" which cause him to get some rest, but decides to kill ducks with a shotgun. However after being send to the hospital by an injury from a Dog, Tails tries to take over the Mob Boss family, but, because of his lousy experts, caused the team to fall apart as Eggman and Jim are send but captured by El Padrino's soldiers in South America, and decide to stay due to drugs and it being on tits. In which, Sonic discovers and battles Tails to see who will run the Mob, and after the fighting, Tails soon blows up all money and the office too, leaving Sonic both injured and broke again.

Season 4[]

He was back in his current hut, living in his old house and has a Jarold Wilkins poster. In "Restart", he went to work at Burger Time again he told Knuckles he was a changed man and the days of being a "heartless asshole" are over, until Tails (who was now successful and wealthy after having the idea to make the events he went through in "It's On" in a iPhone game called "Cash Explosion") threw a vanilla shake at Sonic. This causes him to go back to his old ways, and end up burning BurgerTime down by smoking crack in the restroom, out of despair and steals Knuckles' moped (while being high on crack). He later gets arrested in "Atari", after his actions in that episode, and gets thrown in jail where he reunites with Gilius Thunderhead, which the duo digs their way out of the prison into "Final Fantasy", to hanging out with him in "Pokemon", which ends, and Sonic encounters and reunites Soniqua in the same world.

After failing a job in "Scribblenauts", he decides to rob a gas station in "MegaMan", but encounters Mega Man, Dr. Wily (who they first saw in "On The Lam") and Guts Man from the Mega Man Dies At The End series, while the latter ends up blowing up the gas station using propane tanks before leaving with Mega Man and Wily on super secret mission to find his missing sister. In "The New Kirby", Kirby plans to make a movie on Sonic's life called "Sonic: One Bad Character" with Tails as his co-star, much to his dismay. In "The Red Carpet", Sonic planned to get revenge on Tails ever since he blew up the mob. He was then blasted into outer space with Tails, with a light shining down on them.

Season 5[]

Sonic gets even with Tails by hitting him and insulting him. He is then made the new captain of Star Fox, since Fox was gone, and Peppy and Slippy didn't want Tails as their leader. He is now currently undertaking missions for the leader of a space organization. Later he reunites with Jim and Eggman. During that time he apologizes to Jim and Eggman for what happened at the movie premiere, and let them insult Tails.

During their time in space, Sonic gets quickly bored with it, and starts to get hungry. It seems he was willing to eat anything, such as in "Aliens" he was willing to eat the alien eggs, and the alien that shot out of Tails' stomach. Although, he did desire to eat Eggman if they didn't find any food in "Blaster Master."

Season 6[]

Sonic then decides to change the past so he can have a better life, by not seducing Lucca, having a huge mansion to killing Crash Bandicoot but it proves to be alot of trouble since people keep stealing the epoch, most notably Eggman and Princess Potato. He is also killed by Mario, who was revived by Princess Potato, after being captured by the Avengers, but revives later on with Mario's privates in his mouth since he becomes a chicken former. He later turns into Wario. The new and crazy Sonic and co. decide to fix everything they previously done to fix the universe, but end up bringing Knuckles along, but it screws up the timeline as the Sonic and co. are forced to kill themselves in the past, which is a success but the pixels of the entire universe fall apart, forcing him to use a last resort by resetting a Sega Genesis and thus resetting the universe.

Season 7[]

Sonic rebuilds the entire universe for a week with Tails, Eggman and Jim after summoning pixels. After the universe was rebuilt, Sonic and co. return to their original roles from their original games, only to find them to be very boring. They go back to screw up video games, only to find a bunch of weird stuff happening to them. The rest of the season involves Sonic and co. looking for clues from other games to find The Creator to make their lives much better.

By the end of the season, Sonic, along with Tails, discovers that The Creator is actually his idol Dominique Wilkins. Sonic kills him and becomes The Creator, but quickly gives it up.

Season 8[]

Sonic continues to his job as The Creator (despite giving it up last time), but gives it up to destroy Sonic Mania, even killing replacement versions of Sonic and Tails, so he can make his very own video game, with Tails, Eggman and Jim, where annoying parts of video games, such as water and ice levels, become not annoying. He also hires Morty from Morty Kombat to code the entire game. While Sonic and Tails decide to study ice levels, Morty is accidentally killed by Jim and disguises as him.

Following the destruction of Sonic Mania, Eggman's daughter Eggette arrives to brainwash his father to conquer the world with her and throw Sonic's daughter Soniqua into outer space. Instead of stopping the two, Sonic and Tails would instead mess with Knuckles at BurgerTime for a while. Sonic, Tails and Knuckles would later reunite with their past allies (Link, Kirby, Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad, Thunderhead and Earthworm Jim, previoulsy disguised as Morty) to help them on stopping Eggette and a brainwashed Eggman from conquering and taking over the world. By the end of the season, once Eggette was defeated, Sonic and co. are back at the beginning.

=== Season 9 Sonic goes to college with Tails, Eggman and Jim. He is currently roommates with Knuckles and runs a fraternity.

Personality and Traits[]

Sonic is lazy, selfish, sarcastic, and self-obsessed. Despite those flaws he does have a good heart, examples of those were shown in "Kirby" where he was perturbed by Kirby after witnessing him killing all the residents of Dream Land, even crying when he was forced to kill one himself. Another example was shown in "Dig Dug", where he was against Taizo Hori killing all the monsters in Dig Dug. Although Sonic claimed to have a knack for murder in "Angry Birds" as he killed Bob the Killer Goldfish, a few Metroids, a Minny, PacMan, Hockey Players, Official, Toad, Chuck, Red, Matilda, Bub and Bob from Bubble Bobble, Candy Kong, Mario, The Noid, 6 Columbian prostitutes, Andross, ALF, Sparkster, the Galaga bugs, Falco, MegaMan (in Mega Man Dies At The End), the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Crash Bandicoot, Kid Chameleon, Otto and Dominique Wilkins.

Sonic has a child named Soniqua that is part hedgehog and part mutant brain monster. After failing to kill her in "Bomberman", he realizes that she can be very helpful after saving him on numerous occasions. He usually avoids paying child-care so he can have more money to spend on himself. Although it seems Soniqua is in his custody because she's been hanging around Sonic in his office when he became the new mob boss. In "Pokemon", he was happy to see her again. Despite having to pay child support and sometimes not wanting anything to do with her, Sonic has shown signs of caring about her, and even being affectionate to her. He even seemed happy that she was alive in "Mother Brain." It could be possible Soniqua ceases to exist due to the fact Sonic changed the past.

It was later revealed Sonic had two more kids, a set of twins, a son and another daughter, due to having sex with Lucca. (who were erased from history, due to him using the Epoch to prevent that from happening).

Sonic doesn't hesitate to do drugs or drink whenever offered. He also enjoys smoking crack from time to time in the bathroom. this was first mentioned in "Restart." Out of his own carelessness, Sonic sometimes calls rings "coins." Sonic seems to have a drug problem. For some odd reason in the "Tapper" Sonic had an odd addiction to Lead. He got lead poisoning from drinking lead. Sonic also claims during the 6 months he spent as a mob boss he got alcohol poisoning, food poisoning, and sun poisoning. Sonic's first sign of having a drug problem was shown in "Toe Jam and Earl." It was shown again in episodes such as "Oregon Trail", "Restart" and "Atari." In the series' finale of Mega Man Dies At The End, he admitted to eating the drug pizza the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had.

Sonic used to have an old Dominic Wilkins poster, which he was very possessive of. He loves watching it, over a TV anyway and was heartbroken when it was destroyed by Mario. To replace his poster, he found the real Dominic Wilkins, and had him frozen in carbonate, only for him to be set free by Darth Vader in "The War: Part 1" which angered Sonic. However, Dominic Wilkins was seen celebrating with Sonic at the end of the "The War: Part 2". After Dominic Wilkins disappears, Sonic replaces him with a Jarred Wilkins poster. His relationship with Tails is a bit edgy as Tails screwed Sonic out of all his money and won't hesitate to insult him.

Sonic claims that he values his poster over Tails' life anyway, and Tails said to Mario that Sonic couldn't give a shit if he lived or died. Never the less they still seem to care for each other as Sonic needs Tails' help to get him through jobs and Tails willingly helps Sonic out. Tails eventually turns on Sonic, and tries to take over the mob family, which causes the boys to fight and ends it with Tails blowing up the money. In "Restart", Sonic's trying to get his life back on track, and works at Burger Time, only to see Tails again. Sonic tries to be polite but Tails continues to harass and rub his success about his knew iPhone game in Sonic's face. Sonic also got mad at Tails when he ran over and killed the kid who was gonna give him money. During the making of One-Bad Character, Tails was willing to make amends with Sonic, which Sonic then formulates a plan to kill Tails, after profoundly daydreaming of murdering Tails, first by letting him be the main character. Tails messes with the movie in a way to torture Sonic, but when he learns what Sonic was up to, he was pissed. In Season 5, things went back to the way they were, only Sonic treated Tails more badly, such as hitting him, not telling him about the party in "StarCraft", and ignoring his ideas in "Shadow." Sonic does still seems to care about Tails considering he's come to his aid in "Streets of Rage" and was willing to make sure he had a good life when he changed the past.

Sonic has a various amount of love interests. The first was shown in "Metroid" when he had sex with Mother Brain, and thus Soniqua was born. Sonic's next relationship was shown in "Double Dragon" where he went out on a date with Linda. Candy Kong seemed attracted to Sonic, but Sonic didn't want anything to do with her/him despite the fact she/he saved his life. Then in "Peach" he told the princess to give her a call when she wasn't bonkers, and in "Wrestlemania" she showed up, indicating Peach still saw Sonic as her new captor. Then appears Amy Rose, Sonic's alleged stalker who he rejects. He had also had sex with Lucca from Chrono Trigger, but decided to keep himself from doing so to prevent her from getting pregnant with twins. After two failed attempts he has Eggman Take his place.

Sonic was used a few times for prostitution "as he mentioned it in Golden Axe" for he was hired by Thunderhead to make out with Tyris Flare. He also seems to have prevented side since he made out with Birdo after he killed Toad, not caring if she was either male or female. He also made a roofed cocktail for the cheerleaders in "Tecmo Bowl."

Sonic doesn't seem to mind gay people as shown in both "Link" and in "Peach" claiming that there was nothing wrong with being gay. He even used an excuse that he was gay at least 3 times, "Metroid", "Kirby", and "Wrestlemania."

Sonic also treats his friends, especially Eggman and Tails, like crap and will use them at times to get what he wants. Though he does seem to value them a lot, considering they came to his aid in "The Battle." He seems to really despise Thunderhead for his perverted personality, and he's creeped out by Kirby for his love of murdering. Despite that, he seems to care about them. He was willing to make sure they all had a good life once he changed the past.

Sonic starts to feel the stress from being a mob boss in "Duck Hunt" and all that pressure leads him to try to fight the dog, only to get the crap beaten out of him, until Tails saves him with Soniqua's help. When Tails tries to take over the position of Mob Boss, Sonic fights him, only to end up injured and broke after Tails blows up the money and office.

In "Restart", Sonic tries to get his life together again and manages to work at BurgerTime again. He tells Knuckles he changed his ways and is no longer selfish, rude, or a jerk anymore. However because Tails kept rubbing his success in Sonic's face and threw a vanilla shake at his face, Sonic goes back to his old ways.

In "Pokemon", Sonic might be suffering from seizures. In the episode "Two Bad Characters", he reunites with Tails, and covers up his plan to murder Tails by telling him that he should get some top-billing, but Tails becomes very trustworthy of this.

In "El Padrino", Sonic goes to South America to pick up Eggman and Jim, but Eggman was far too reluctant to leave, so he was dragged away by Sonic and Jim. Then in "Movie Magic", Tails and Sonic had agreed to switch roles during production of "Two Bad Characters", so that Tails can "spice up" Sonic's boring life, much to the annoyance of Sonic.

In "The Red Carpet", Sonic runs into a boiler room to finish off Tails, who follows him into the room. Sonic then presumably urinates on the boiler after hearing screams of fright causing it to explode and blasting him and Tails to into outer space, so he can die after being a jerk to him throughout the season.

Eggman has stated that Sonic is a Master of Disguise.

List of Jobs in Season 1 and 2[]

In the beginning of the series, Sonic needed money to get by so Tails managed to get him some jobs to help him get by. Note: this list will only consist of jobs from the first two seasons.

Sonic first started as a "Paperboy", but after a while Sonic had enough and threw a newspaper at a window and stole a TV and fled the scene when the cops came.

In "Punch Drunk" Sonic was a boxer, he was doing well until he found out Tails bet against him.

In "Toe Jam & Earl" Sonic was hallucinating that he was capturing humans with Toe Jam and Earl when in reality he dropped acid and wondered off and was throwing jars at people for no reason.

In "Robotnik" he was helping Q*bert in the beginning then went to go unclog Eggman's toilet which disgusted him. Even after unclogging it, Eggman just ran off without paying Sonic the money.

In "Street Fighter", Sonic and Tails were announcers for a fight against Blanka and Chun-Li only for Eggman to screw it up and cause Blanka to shock Sonic.

In "Earthworm Jim", Sonic was hired to keep Bob the Killer Goldfish away from Jim's suit while he went to crawl outside, Sonic got curious about what the suit could do only to find out it did nothing, so he murders Bob, and steals Jim's suit and tv.

In "Burger Time", Sonic is hired by Knuckles to make burgers for Eggman, which he does, but gets aggressive with him and gets fired. However, it didn't matter to Sonic so much as he added a "special sauce" to the burgers.

In "Oregon Trail" He was leading some people across and they started to annoy him with their arguing, he left them for a moment to get some help from an Indian chief only to then get high. When he returned he found that the people had died, and then went back to get high again.

In "Metroid" he becomes an escort for mother brain only to end up in bed with her and thus Soniqua was born. In "Kirby", Sonic was hired by Kirby to kill the residents of Ice Cream land, which he does and cries about it. In "Tetris" when was helping the player with Tetris, but then, Eggman and Earthworm Jim come in seeking revenge (mostly to get Jim's suit), only to find out that it was used as a diaper for Soniqua; it's revealed that Sonic has to pay child support.

In "Golden Axe", Sonic is hired by Thunderhead to get laid by Trightress while he pleasures himself. Sonic's against it at first but agrees after they offer to pay him Triple.

In "Kid Icarus", Sonic's hired by Pit to get him a nurse, but gets frustrated by Pit when he's being impatient. This causes sonic to trick Pit into falling off the edge, and then he gets turned into an eggplant.

In Season 2, Sonic starts to find his own jobs because Tails was hospitalized.

In "ExciteBike", Sonic is turned back to normal, and is hired as a replacement of one of the racers in excite bike, only for his to go off the ramps too high and crash into Tails. In "Dig Dug", he meets up with Taizo Hori and wants a job, only to learn that Taizo was going underground to kill the monsters with an air pump or crush them with a rock. Like with Kirby, sonic found that disturbing since he saw no harm in the monsters, and got into an argument with Taizo, only for him to try to kill sonic, but sonic takes his air pump fills him up with air and Taizo pops and flies off, and Sonic steals his wallet.

In "PacMan", Sonic shows off his skills to Pac-Man, but that only gets him yelled at, and then he's hired by the ghost gang to kill Pac-Man, which he does, but then the ghosts fly off without changing him back.

In "Bomberman", it's take your daughter to work day, and Sonic takes Soniqua to work with him which is helping Bomberman defuse the bombs, which he feeds to Soniqua and impresses Bomberman. The two become friends, but Soniqua accidentally kills him when she spits out a bomb.

In "Mortal Kombat", Sonic is hired to battle a retarded alien kid named Goro since he loves death matches. Sonic tries reasoning with Shang Tsung about with life, but then Goro tries to kill him, only for Soniqua to rescue him. Sonic is hired to play on a Russian hockey team in "Ice Hockey", only to end up killing them with his "Zamboni Poni" and get arrested. Tails bails him out, but the money was later discovered to be from Mario. This causes Sonic to work for Mario until he pays off his debt.

His first job was to kill Toad because he's been slipping up on his job of protecting Princess Peach, which Sonic does, then has face sex with Birdo.

Sonic's next job is to kill the Angry Birds, which he does with Alcellzer and rice.

Sonic did good for Mario but slips up when he fails to kill the brothers from Double Dragon (thanks to Eggman and Earthworm Jim) and kills Bub and Bob from Bubble Bobble hoping it'd make up for it...which it didn't. However, Mario gave him another Shot and sent him to kill Frogger which Luigi watching him, again Sonic messes this up when Luigi licks the Frog, gets high, and fails to save him from getting hit by a bus.

In "Donkey Kong Country", Sonic and Tails try to cover up Luigi's death (which Mario buys) and then sends them to pick up some TNT barrels since Mario felt like blowing up some worlds. When they got there, Candy Kong was guarding the barrels and would move for a kiss and sex, Sonic was of course disgusted, but then Mario showed up revealing that Frogger told him everything, and tries to kill Sonic, only to get pushed off a cliff by Candy, and then Sonic pushes Candy off, since he was still reluctant to have sex with him.

In "The Battle: Part 01", Tails thinks they should be hiding since Sonic is responsible for killing Mario, the biggest crime boss on the planet, they would be endangered for a mob hit. Sonic brushes it off saying there was nothing to worry, only for Mario to come in alive with his goon friends and everyone else that hates sonic, seeking revenge and destroys Sonic's poster in the process.

In "The Battle: Part 02", Sonic, along with Tails, Eggman, Kirby, Earthworm Jim, and Gilius fight against Mario and his goons, and in the end Sonic kills Mario, and becomes the new crime boss, and he replaces his poster with Dominique Wilkins frozen in carbonate.

Episode Appearances[]

Season 1[]

  1. Paperboy (debut)
  2. Punch Drunk
  3. Toe Jam & Earl
  4. Robotnik
  5. Street Fighter
  6. Earthworm Jim
  7. Burger Time
  8. Oregon Trail
  9. Metroid
  10. Kirby
  11. Tetris
  12. Golden Axe
  13. Kid Icarus

Season 2[]

  1. ExciteBike
  2. Dig Dug
  3. PacMan
  4. Bomberman
  5. Mortal Kombat
  6. Ice Hockey
  7. Toad
  8. Angry Birds
  9. Double Dragon
  10. Frogger
  11. Donkey Kong Country
  12. The Battle: Part 01
  13. The Battle: Part 02

Season 3[]

  1. Tapper
  2. Link
  3. Peach
  4. Casino Zone: Part One
  5. Casino Zone: Part Two
  6. Casino Zone: Part Three
  7. Tecmo Bowl
  8. The War: Part One
  9. The War: Part Two
  10. Wrestlemania
  11. Duck Hunt
  12. Contra
  13. It's On

Season 4[]

  1. "Restart"
  2. Atari
  3. Final Fantasy
  4. Pokemon
  5. Cash Explosion
  6. Scribblenauts
  7. MegaMan
  8. The New Kirby
  9. Mass Effect
  10. Two Bad Characters
  11. El Padrino
  12. Movie Magic
  13. The Red Carpet

Season 5[]

  1. Star Fox
  2. Aliens
  3. Joust
  4. Blaster Master
  5. Mother Brain
  6. Asteroids
  7. Destroy Venom
  8. Star Wars
  9. Rocket Knight Adventures
  10. StarCraft
  11. Shadow
  12. Falco
  13. Space Chicken

Season 6[]

  1. Chrono Trigger
  2. Sonic Knuckles
  3. Streets of Rage
  4. Eggman
  5. Crash Bandicoot
  6. Thunderhead
  7. The Avengers
  8. Return Of The Plumber
  9. Soniqua Mad
  10. Flaming Bag of Poop
  11. Things Get Messy
  12. This Can't Be Good
  13. Reset

Season 7[]

  1. Rebuild
  2. Back To Work
  3. Elevator Action
  4. Kung Fu
  5. TMNT
  6. Wreck It Ralph
  7. Castlevania
  8. Ghosts 'n Goblins
  9. Battletoads
  10. A Link To The Past
  11. Gears of War
  12. Lowbrow
  13. The Creator

Season 8[]

  1. Sonic Mania
  2. We're Back!
  3. Cold Blood
  4. New Blood
  5. Sonic Begins
  6. Back Together
  7. Sonic's Bad Idea
  8. Comeback!

Season 9[]

  1. Admissions Impossible
  2. Super College Bros
  3. From Here To Fraternity
  4. Sonic Vs X-Men: School of X-tradordinary Idiots
  5. Love and Pokemon
  6. The Fast and the Furryous
  7. Sonic and Fails
  8. HBO's Entourage

Trivia[]

  • The sprite used for Sonic in the series originated from the 1992 video game, Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

Gallery[]

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