[Sonic the Hedgehog is at Tetris.]
Sonic: Okay, flip it my way. [A Tetrimo flips to the right.] No. Don't lay it flat. Lay it top-flat. [The Tetrimo flips to the right, again.] Bottom-towards-the-bottom flat. [The Tetrimo flips any directions.] Wait, there's—there's Starburst size.
[Doctor Eggman's machine comes out ruining the Tetris game.]
Eggman: Hello, Sonic! It's payback time!
Sonic: Look, about that whole Burger Time thing—
Eggman: I know what you did with that special sauce.
Sonic: Don't worry, don't worry. I got tested, I'm clean—
Eggman: You made that special sauce extra salty so it would raise my blood pressure, didn't you? Well, what you didn't know is that I never swallow this special sauce. I always spit it out. So, you lose again!
Sonic: Wow, I don't—I don't even know where to begin with that.
Eggman: Save your apologies 'til after I pull this big worm out of my backseat!
[Eggman's machine's backseat opens.]
Sonic: Okay, now you're just being ridic—
[Earthworm Jim appears out of Eggman's backseat, and wears a robotic suit.]
Jim: Your old pal, Eggman hooked me up with his little number. Now tell me where my suit is!
Sonic: Look, I've been meaning to give you your suit back. I just wanted to wash it first.
Jim: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Didn't you read the label? It's dry-clean only. You're gonna ruin it!
Sonic: Relax, Jamie Lee. I didn't do the wash yet. Come on, let's go get it.
[Eggman's machine tries to get up.]
Eggman: Eh, come on, turn over! [The Tetrimos flooded Eggman's machine.] Uh, I think I flooded this thing.
[Scene goes to Mother Brain's room.]
Mother Brain: Little Soniqua needs a changing, Sonic. And I need a refill.
Jim: You used my suit as a diaper?!
Mother Brain: We ran out of tin foil.
[Jim comes to Soniqua.]
Jim: You're dead, Sonic! [Jim tries to grab Soniqua's diaper.] Give me that thing, you fuckin' freak!
Sonic: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Jim: Gimme that, you freak!
Soniqua: Stranger, danger!
[Soniqua grabs Jim and throws him out of here, leading Eggman running away.]
Sonic: Yeah, you better run! You mess with me, you mess with my family!
Mother Brain: You're late on the child support.
[Sonic runs away.]
Sonic: Wait up, guys!