The Jackass Adventures of Sonic For Hire is an upcoming classic flash-animated chronological-episodic fictional crossover series to be created by Mike Parker (who also created "Cartoon Fails" and "Kung Fu Karl") and Michael William at LowBrow Studios, Inc. (the studio whose employees brought you "Cyanide and Happiness"). It's set to start airing on 2014 or 2015.
- “Rent. Hangouts, murder, jobs, third-parties—it doesn't matter. Is there anything Sonic won't do for a buck? Short answer: No.”
- — Show description by LowBrow Studios
- Sonic the Hedgehog is the main protagonist of the series, who lacks some income (thanks to Tails putting all his money in Dreamcast Stock) and is on a frantic quest for some cash.
- Miles "Tails" Prower is Sonic's sidekick. He serves as the primary deuteragonist of the series.
- Earthworm Jim is one of Sonic's co-sidekicks. He is usually hanging out with Dr. Eggman and Gilius Thunderhead.
- Kirby is one of Sonic's co-sidekicks. He is also a pyschopath.
- Dr. Eggman is one of Sonic's co-sidekicks. He (somewhat) turns over a new leaf, since that he realized if Sonic ever died, his life would be meaningless. He seems to be in his undies all the time.
- Gilius Thunderhead is one of Sonic's co-sidekicks. He is usually around with Jim & Eggman. He is shown to be a bit perverted and is considered a "general creep".
- Soniqua is the daughter of Mother Brain and Sonic. She is a hybrid creature (half-brain and half-hedgehog) who is usually around with Mother Brain and Sonic (her parents). She saves Sonic's life from various other people trying to kill him.
- Knuckles the Echidna is a character who owns Burger Time
- Jimmy Spartan is the Master Chief and Cortana's son. He help Sonic with some shit.
- Main article: The Jackass Adventures of Sonic For Hire/Episode Guide
- Series Created and Written by: Mike Parker and Michael William
- Cast: Mike Parker (Tails, Eggman, Kirby, Knuckles, etc.), Michael William (Sonic), Clint Gage (Mario, Link), Alex Bernstein (Earthworm Jim, Mother Brain), Stacey Silva, Dave McElfatrick, Robert DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Chase Suddarth, Stacey Silva (Princess Potato), Brian Waterman (Star Fox, Luke Skywalker, Popeye, Peppy, etc.), Corey McDaniel, Ted Wilson (Crash Bandicoot), Sean Chiplock, Nick Mundy (Wreck-it-Ralph), Eric Bauza
- Sound Mixing and Editing: Michael William, Ben Governale, Chase Suddarth, David Sapp
- Animators: Mike Parker, Ian Stewart, Chris Spry, Chase Suddarth, Alex Bernstein, Frans Palomares, Dennis Levesque
- Lip-Sync: Stacey Silva
- Music Composed and Created by: Mike Soucy
- Processed using: Adobe Flash Professional
- Produced by: LowBrow Studios (lowbrowstudios.com)
- Shown on: LowBrow Studios (parks2)
- All rights of the characters and other elements used in this series are from the courtesies of their rightful owners (SEGA, Nintendo, Capcom, Disney Interactive Studios, Namco Bandai, Treyarch Rovio, etc.)