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Wreck It Ralph is a minor character from Sonic For Hire. He exclusively appears in the episode "Wreck It Ralph."

In the episode, Sonic's mood dampens immediately upon seeing where they are. Jim asks why Sonic is upset, mentioning that everyone loves Wreck It Ralph. Tails mentions that Ralph and Sonic had a little falling out in the past. Sonic claims it not to be that way.

He remembers that when he was broke, Ralph refused to let him live in his game, despite letting Q*bert and numerous other nobodies live there. Eggman assures Sonic that Ralph didn't mean it, since he's a great guy who always gets cake. After being sidetracked by cake, Tails tells Sonic to suck it up, since the only way they can solve their problem is with Ralph's help. Ralph then bursts through the wall, asking the guys what's up. Sonic chides him for trying a nice guy act on him. Tails tells Ralph to ignore Sonic, then explains all the weirdness that's been going on since the universe was restarted.

Upon hearing that they think something "bigger" out there is fucking with them, Ralph deduces that they must be talking about "the great and powerful creator of all video games", an unseen entity that sees, creates, and controls everything. Sonic is appalled that now Ralph wants to help, asking where he was before. When Ralph asks what his problem is, Sonic tells him that he wouldn't let him crash in his game, and demands to know why. Ralph pounds him into the ground, and mentions that he f**ked his sister, Wreck It Roseanne, who is seen pounding a pile of bricks. Sonic awkwardly remembers and says hello to Roseanne, who slyly waves back. Tails, getting the conversation back on track, asks where they can find this "Creator". Ralph mentions that to find the Creator, one must go on a quest to search for clues.

And this quest in particular, starts with a mysterious riddle. Jim compares the situation to The Amazing Race, despite him being a Road Rules guy himself, a show that no one else has heard of. Eggman asks Ralph to recite the first clue, which he does:"what was once dark and shifty/wearing of golden flame/Is now worn yet shiny/and so fucking lame."

Eggman immediately guesses The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, but Tails thinks out the clue better. Upon discovering the answer, the fox calls for Sonic... only to discover him butt-fucking Roseanne. He and the guys awkwardly see themselves out.

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